It's been far too dry for the past two months. Hose pipe bans on the way soon. Summer of '76 revisit.

corrected that for you -----

Yep, you'll be wearing nowt under yer kilt for a while now!! Makes a change from yer long-johns!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Tis to be hot hot hot this week & next, I do wonder if this is our summer :rolleyes:

So so hot today 😰😰 I had to open the windows on all the machines, I dont like to open the front window on the shear machine as bits of metal come flying out. I put it through a kabota engine today think it was a cam lob that flew out 🤣🤣

I think he's smoked his pint.. :oops:

Well, I thought it was going to be good weatherwise today, but halfway through mending the henhouse roof, it started thundering, so I had to rapidly cover the eggbox bit with black plastic as I had taken its roof off for mending/ replacing...

I would really love a pint of your regular tipple!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Whats his number I'll advertise some free stuff on his behalf. :D

Was he in season :oops:

Has he been eating to many beans ,😯😯

Dunt yer mean wind up.

Well blow me down with a feather! After my wife & I called him out for being such a big baby and a rat-fink the BIL has finally (6 days late) visited his mother in hospital. :) What a surprise!

& blow up the freelander. 🤣 🤣

Me water butts av run out. Edgar is avvin to survive on severn trents finest. Eye sprayed me lupin ayfids again. This time when the spray is right on them they wash oft. Slowly winning the battle eye fink. They were talking about ayfids on r4...

Simlar thing here this morning. A fellow dog walker was pointing a phone into the branches of a small oak. There was a fledgling blue tit there that had been on the ground but fluttered up as they got near, it was clambering up the twigs to get...

Guff Advertising I can't believe in the 21st century, we still allowing children like Bintoooooooooooooooooooau to suffer from the hands of tribal Southern Martians. To watch daily on Vague You fool channels, fellow Northern Martians become the...

Well, planted six sunflower seedlings out and hoping for a good show :) Emailed the council asking when new door is arriving and telling them not to send the same workman for a third attempt:D Girlfriends for tea again, nice ham salad ;)...

Tis sunny here. So I'll be able to finish off yet again repairing the hen-house. Got up late due to a bad night "I must not eat cheese and drink wine" (repeat 100 times). Found a footnote, more or less by accident, that mentions the escape line...

Mornin Sunny again Just but neighbours new mower together 🙂 Brew at cafe now and then who knows 🙂 Stay cool all 🙂

Alex Drake, get yer knickers on and jump in the Quattro is an even better line 😜

Fire - up - the tratter. An even better line 😂

Morning All. :D Another beautifully Sunny day with a clear blue sky here. :) A shopping day. :( Have a good one! :D

Had the same 😠 plaster the walls then cut chases for services , concrete the floor then kango the trenches for foul water , you can't put brain's in coconuts 😞

Just been tring to explain to the builders what order to do things in as they seem to want to start plastering the walls before I have run cables and before they have finished putting plasterboard on the ceilings:vb-brickwall::vb-brickwall...

Bulgarian spy ring , head quarters, the old school house 😂😂😂

What have I done now :vb-confused2: J