Snot true. Me oinker is feelin the heat, so we has been sharing the garding sprinkler..

Typical teatterer. Any eggscuse not to avva baff.

Monty Python?

This thread has been quite the read. 270 posts in a matter of days and presumably it'll keep going. I'll be honest, I'd be fascinated to see the outcome...

Er actually you don't just take it, you respond at excessive length to the slightest comment or opinion. You also did the same on the other forum, when anybody mentioned fuel economy, even though your first post on here and there mentioned it...

Or pronounce the word "road" quite right!!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Hull is cold in a different way, when you walk into a pub EVERYONE turns to look at you..... you wonder why but its the fact you don't have webbed fingers.

Admittedly I have never been to Hull, so not necessarily colder, no :)

Well I have had quite a day. Mornng went shopping, nothing new there, then meet up with Dutch friens again nothin new. Then home and big lunch as we are going out to jazz in the evening, so we got outside bangers and chips. Then off to the...

Joking apart.... Do look after yourself!

Been feeling rough for nearly 2 weeks with a cough was bringing up green blobs, thats clearing up still got a cough every now n then. Was blowing my hooter & my ear was blocked mading some weird squeaking noise been feeling dizzy for 2 days like...

Oh Aye ye ole Arnold Schwarzenegger bog roll, hard as hell & takes no poo 🤣

No swimmin down ere for me. Lots of peeps dint get the memo and are swimmin in Stokes Bay, is only round the corner, dummies.. Lee-on-the-Solent sea pollution warning after sewage pipe burst - BBC News -...

Each piece stamped with "now wash your hands". Dead right as it was only useful as tracing paper!!!

Hope the breakfast was nice 😯😯 Izal was the name of the paper

It’s onna stick, Tusk!

Gerrit onna stick.... Albatross!!

Tango in the night

Penguin on a stick!

Albatross!!!

Had a nice run out in me tratter today, 60 mile round trip to visit dottir, and do a couple of jobs while I was there. Took the country roads there n back, lovely drive. Back at Wimblowdriver Towers now, second chilled Guiness drunk an off to the...

Reminds me of a job I was on in the early eighties. The old boy who was the tea boy and breakfast cooker was a soldier in North Africa during WW2, told us that they were rationed to one square of bog roll per day (the slippy, hard type). They had...

Good job. Can I ask why you are removing it? J

So it only took 2.30 this morning to clear one half of the loft, 30 bags zip tied off, hoovered and bleached. Daughter helped. I’ve bought all the ppe, hepa vacuum, paid her £300 and still come in £2k under quote skip dependant. Same task again...

The mighty grey Fergie. Good choice sir 👍

Don't envy you the task at all. Small parcels of it shoved into bin-liners and tied off and lobbed thru the hatch. For each "goal" reward yourself with 1 ice-cold beer. Job "jobbed" in no time. Are you vacuuming out all the "bits" too?

Exacerbated by being in a Tyvex suit with a ffp face mask on 🤣 It’s my own fault, I could’ve paid the £3k the contractor wanted to do the job. I just channelled my inner @kevstar and thought the money would be better spent on a tractor.

They are only young 30s? So they have time to change or at least make a stool wif an ole in it;). J