Well it's been a blast.Funny as **** how many of you reacted to it whilst also criticising it! Truth to tell I sold my Land Rover which was always my intention anyway. I don't intend to ever buy enouther of the things. So I won't be in here again. With the exception of one person you can all...

Oh god this guy is hilarious. Talets??? What the **** are they? Must be where the staples go threw. Supportive? Probably when her tits hit the floor and he can use one hand to play with both and stroke a pussy at the same time!! Is your favourite song 'I have a (wet) dream 'By Abba??

Jealous of an idiot who can't spell ? INTERLECT???? Discomark aka SKIDMARK. Lingerie model? So your girlfriend is a copy of Playboy? If your life was as vast as your imagination you'd be moderately interesting. Tell you what though.You get my prize for being to funiest fooker I have seen on...

No I'm an adult prick.It's got a big bell like thing at the end of it................

Now I'm really jealous.I thought I was supposed to be the one with NO sense of humour. You really must not make up the rules as you go along. Reliant Robin and Robin Reliant were one and the same car. However The Reliant Realto was only ever known as a wheelbarrow. Or maybe a skip if you could...

I don't know.Did you get your head checked?

Same thing dear boy. No one likes a smart arse unless your into that sort of thing in which case whatever floats your boat.

A Datsun 100e engine was fitted into a Robin Reliant a few years back. It was featured on Top Gear at one point. Had a top speed of 170!!! I managed to go 'off the clock' in one going downhill with a strong wind behind me. Certified insane not long after!

Yeah I copied you and finally I could hear again.

Only if you do first!

:mooning:NOW I get it! All the failed comedians end up on here. I solved my problem by realising that the engine was very heavy.I therefore removed it and replaced it with one from a Robin Reliant. I now find that whist being severely underpowered there is bags more room in the engine bay. So...

Thanks for being the only person who actually offered advice. As for dropping another lump in it (besides myself) I have not got the no how to do it. Appoligies for generalising. Not everyone here are ****ers. Some are right ****ers as well!

Being told to go and **** myself usually gives me the right to fight back.Isn't that what I am supposed to be doing ? Getting uppity? Wouldn't dream of it.

Says it all ****wit. Just as I thought. A bunch of idiot ****ers who compensate for having a lack of balls by driving a Chelsea Tractor. Just love to have you say it to my face. Believe me I got a thicker skin than most. BUT when it's spineless wonders who hide behind the safety of a computer...

Yesterday I decided to look around the site (I'm a newbie) and see what was what. I ventured into the general forum area. Ended up wishing I had not! I try to help people whereever I can,but I was somewhat rediculed for posting in the forum. I will give it one last goe before I look elsewhere...