A dewdrop has all the ingredients for a magnifying glass if it's in the right place the Sun at the correct elevation dry understory bang fire

I believe he did like to lick them, yes.

So he was a stamp collector :p

...that my son called me from Cologne to ask for a favour regarding chaperoning a surveyor at his house while he is away at Gamescom. As we were talking he suddenly lost his ability to speak and then said "What the ****! There's a completely...

Afternoon all, not so warm today the sun is having a lay in after all its hard work in recent weeks. The silly dog managed to get hold of a toad last night :oops: bloody foaming at the mouth & she was sick during the night all I washed her mouth...

So how would he, or you, turn the watter off if you needed to, frinstance, change your stop cock? Barmy!

Off out soon to pick up the apple juice we forgot to get yessdi. Very misty and a bit cooler today, we are I think in the cloud base.:):):)

No, the man couldn't install the meter indoors due to lack of space and he couldn't find the stop tap outside so he abandoned the idea.

Is you on a shared water main then? :eek:

According to the Frog fire brigade at least 80 % more like 90% have a human cause either deliberate, or accidental like chucking a lighted cigarette out of a car window. They are trying to say that things like lightning strikes do not commonly...

Oh dear, and I thought they were Frau and Fraulien. Today I have the sisters Knee-ertz as well as their mother Frau Thumertz. Still we keep battling on, don't we?!:)

Love it! I had quite a few with musical themes. One they particularly like showed a pair of slightly blurred hands playing a keyboard. After I had been disciplined for something I didn't do, I got rather angry and my wife bought me one of those...

On shelves next to the kipper-like ties!

Steady on, my Dad was a philanderer. ;)

Which is worse, female rugby team doo or a female hen doo!!

We can all do our bit to rid ourselves of them. I’ve started a protest group ‘People against the Freelanderer’

I hadn't realised this was a Poofta thread. :oops: I feel all violated and durty now.

Kerrekted that for you :p

Mornin Dull and cool Water meter installer says I can't have one but they'll reduce my bill 🤔 Got some small pictures of the cars I've owned and goin to hang some of them in the hall More painting to do now it's not burning hot Stay busy all :)

As you have a irrigation system do you grow commercially or just for home use

No proof at all fake news , only 3 on this thread have them 😁

Probably. Remember it being on the telly when eye were a nippa. But that were years ago.

Didn't watch it the first time round then ?

A lot of fires start naturally, bottles , dewdrops lighting, silly law that just a get out clause

Morning All. :D Poor sleep last night awake 3..6. :( Those French ladies are here... Madam Backertz and Madam Knee-ertz. :( Shopping later. :( Have a good day. :D

I was a "novelty tie" person, the zanier the better. :) From Marc Chagall looking silk colour kaleidoscopes to ones with a mouse in the middle of a grid pattern. :D

Find any platform shoes? 💃

We is on 13 million views on me fred. Proof everybody likes Freelanders.

Fell er sheep last nite watching Minder on itv player fing. Its got them all eye fink. Eye likes Minder.

It has actually been raining here, but it is as if the clouds are on work to rule, as the drops are so slow.