I had a feeling you worked in eSpain behind a bar, so maybe your experience was a bit, well a lot, different than mine. So you have a big shed/bar and a noo garage???!!! You'll be like Jay Leno before long!! 🤣🤣

OK, I'll put you out of you misery. The Collins is a Highball made with "charged" water, (soda water for us Brits) which you put in slowly so it stays sparkling. The Fizz is made the same way but the soda is put in fast so it fizzes and then it...

I thought one was made in a shaker, tis been a while since I was behind a bar.. whilst on the subject of bars im making my big shed into a bar. :cool::cool:

Yup I'll put the kettle on.......long wait for fuel off me 🤣🤣

Makes no diff, you don't have to drink it! (Though Collins can be made with any base liquor!)

They are both "made" in the glass, but you might just be getting there, and I love the fact that you obvs are not googling it.

Tomorrow.....

I hate gin 🤣 🤣

If I keep on hitting the Grants at this rate I'll have had 1/4 of a litre. Now that ain't good is it?

Eh one is mixed in the glass

Nope!! ( i am loving this!!!)

Sugar

No egg in either my fren!!

Aye right 🤣🤣 Ive never mixed any thing with irnbru

Come on then wiv da pics!

Nope, have another go!!

So you want all the tourists turning up at your place demanding that they fill their tank and give them a cup o tea while they wait??? 🤣 🤣 🤣

Thats easy....its the bit of the egg you dont like.

I got an old fuel pump from an old garage, I need some vintage stickers so I can have it outside my garage. :cool::cool: Pics to follow..

I knew you'd do that! Cocktail peasant that you are. Whisky and IRNBRU being about your fave!!🤣🤣🤣

OK (Can't resist!) What is the one and only difference between a Tom Collins and a Gin Fizz? No conferring or googling please!! Has to be said that they lived in Hull which is so flat, as is the area around them, that to learn how to do a hill...

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Laughing at falling asleep on the back of the bike 🤣 🤣 🤣 Hilarious !!!

The Vesper breaks the basic rule of a cocktail in that there should only be one base spirit, either gin or vodka but not both. So naff off Ian Fleming. If you have no NP or Kina Lillet, (which you can't have as I have tried to get it and can't)...

You needed a belt like my granpa's !! 🤣 🤣 🤣

My grandpa used to use a huge belt when he put my dad on the back of his bike, going around both of them back in the 20s. He was stopped once by a concerned person who said, "Do you realise your son is asleep behind you?" I think this must have...

In the past I've knocked up a Vesper for a giggle. You've reminded me, so any recommendations in the absence of NP please?

Mea culpa.

He had that right. Me and the ex used to go to bike rallies form Wiltsire to Essex and all over. She was a nightmare. 'Ooh look, a cow' bike shifts to the right.. 'That's a nice hedge' vice versa, etc etc . When i accelerated she almost fell off...

Ah, but you know I love making things difficult for myself. Life is a challenge, and I like it that way!!!! Anyway, you went back in and edited it you.......