Bet theres nothin' wrong with Mondos liftin' gear!! an' its not plastic!!!!!!:D:D But you've given all that up now yeh!!:D:D Bet Klumps cums! back to read the replys:p:p

The driver must have been ""Quakers"".....look at me I'm a ""Duck"":D:D:D A disgrace to all landy drivers:eek::eek:

Hey you guys........... What started out as a 1.8 petrol freelander (with potential for failed 'head gasket' and 'dropped cylinder liners'):mad::mad: has now turned into a 'big girls blouse!!!! I've always said this site is magic!!!!!!! The only way to go is VVV6666.bet Mark misses his!!!! By...

Hey mondo...... Changed your image yeh..you look ahhhh older???:eek: Lost your sailors outfit or what!?:p:p

Mondos good at giving lifts....aren't u sailor!??:p:p

Mark/Mondo, Thanks guys..... Yeh!! Mondo ment to 'ave told u earlier..do like your outfit..speshally the sporan...is that a tongue sticking out of it or what??:D:D

Hi guys............... Been away for a few weeks.thats the benefit of retirement!!!!!!!!:cool: I fitted 'polished stainless steel steps' and they are definitely not slippery. But then again, just like Marksurry, I only use them to reach when washing the roof. Just like the so called 'light...

Hi Mark, Sorry mate!!!!!:p ye awrite are ye!!?:rolleyes: No 'ard feelins like is it???;);)

Yeh MS........"Bog Orff!!!!":D Ok so I dount spell proper all the tyme....I tol u iss ol age....... enywey if itwas 'soughted' iss wiv an 'O' not a 'A' like what u sed see!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D

Hi Guys, The 'clunk' when the ignition key was turned and the starter did not operate??turned out to be nothing more than a 'dead battery' :mad: Problem soughted.:)

Hi all you youngsters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;) I'm in stitches with all the jocular (legitimate word!!) answers to Marks thread....:D:p:D:p this is the best 'Forum Site' I've ever joined:):):) As I'm rather 'old in the tooth' so to speak (altho' I've still got my own!!)... I'm not fully conversant with...

Hi all you guys that did welcome me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There were others......."OOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Old age no doubt...I'm probably the oldest 'threader' on this site......... what da yer think.am I yes,no,yes???? let me know...I'm 65!!!!!!!!!rising 66!!!!!!!!!!!:p

Hey Marksurry!! You can't go.....we won't let you:mad: You were the only one to welcome me when I registered quite recently:) In the words of the singer 'Gabrielle'...."give yourself a little more time to make up your mind".....and anyway...Hippos make good pets:cool:

Thanks Ming...Oh master and holy one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D Bendix is the word I was looking for......so with the modern ones what is it when the ignition key is turned and all you get is that familiar starter motor 'Clunk!!!!????????????':mad:

Tinman, Nowt wrong with Wales mate....beautiful part of the country...... Don't put yourself down!!!.....:cool: