Golly, how ironic!

Soon be time to raid the wine cellar and party ,when the cats away the mice come out to play , we should invite Stans neighbours this year ,the nasty one's 😂😂

I think it's more likely that they saw the sellotape didn't keep their poor brethren together.

The word is getting around about the poisoned nuts you are feeding them. They saw the corpse of their mate. They are onto you now. ;)

Own up @LeadFarmer.

To be fair, most of Stanley Sir!'s poo comes out of his mouth (fingers on a keyboard), so there isn't much to actually flush.

Oh aye....do you want to play at houses...ok then...right.. you be a window & I'll hang out you. 🤣🤣

Just wait till you bumder him, that'll make his eyes pop out. Durdy groomerer.

& what would you buy with the other 97 quid. 🤣 🤣

Worth about three freelanders then?

Im surprized you can get yer jumpers on with the size of yer nose.....

Yer uphill gardeners 🤣 🤣

Durdy groomer.

No, but they are perfect for a gaylanderer.