Well, it is a bit liking posting on here with “don’t ask me how I know”…

I should hope you do.

And cream is a topping. Simples

Us? Take the pìss? As if… 🙄

Thanks for ignoring this thread. I was afraid people would take the p*ss.

What we ignoring...?

So a Tdi is likely to return 24-28mpg real world. They can do better, but you'd really need to try. A V8 is going to use more fuel, more like 15-18mpg and up to maybe 20mpg on a run. Don't know how many weekend miles you'll do, but making a few...