Well, the son on law did it. So the filters and all the cyclones now have sick in them so it pumps out eau de puke constantly, bit like a fart gun. "Errm, could you strip it down an clean it for me..?" 'Foxtrot Oscar, monkey boy..'

You might need a carpet washer, but the hoover will pick up vom…made the mistake of hosting a party a few years back for some Neanderthals…next morning was a mess lots of regurgitant and one splashdown. Jeez man. Hoover did it but without the...

Oh no you wont 🤣 🤣 Tis like going fishing I throw my baited hook in & wanabee plumber jumps on it 🤣🤣

When I was a youngster working out of IBM South Bank (next to the National Theatre) we used to use a local boozer at lunchtimes and it was opposite the waterloo East station stairway entrance. In one of the railway arches was a business/bloke...

Issit broke'd? They normally are.

Cheeky Sod! I done more plumbering than you by a mile. Just in the house I am sitting in at the moment: The house had nowt in when we moved in. Kitchen: double sink together with a dishwasher. Utility: sink plus washing machine. Downstairs bog...

This is getting like ordering a chinese!

Must admit this is blowing my brains too. I am no joiner, far from it, but I have hung a few doors and cannot see what the fuss is about.

Morning All. :D Nice day, even though its a shopping day. :) Hey, the old gal is throwing a wobbler at the hospital; at about 11:30 Sunday night she got dressed in her going home clothes and announced she was leaving. My wife found her...

Did a bathroom in my old house, run pipes under floor, all soldered joints etc, It's still going strong 20 years later This isn't my property so I'll have to grin and bear it for the time being, I know what needs doing but all they talk about is...

Nah. Its gottid so much power its spinning the urf round.

Agreed, if I win the lottery it’s the DB5 for me repainted in bronze green. As expected I’m glad the series and defenders were well up on that. Woulda been surprised if they were lower down. Great post. 😍

I done all the plumbing in my house, never done any plumbing before....fitted a new bathroom, moved the toilet, bath & sink fitted a cubical shower with leccy pump. Kitchen All new pipes with Belfast sink. I even used a freeze kit to freeze pipes...

Need a plumber as well to re fit cistern level and line it up with the bowl then maybe it will stop leaking, not hard is it ??

Oh aye thats Peter the python bugger slipped out the back window 🤣🤣

Who ?? I thought the man from delmonte done oranges.

We ?? do mean theres another one. :eek: :eek:

Is that a snake on the floor under the engine?

Good start to the week I got 280 ltrs of doosil & this...Go.. I bet you can guess how much 🤣🤣

O come on its a bloody door, one of the first things that an apprentice joiner is taught is how to hang a door. There is no way these peeps are joiners now its really getting on my goat. :mad::mad:

Just general stuff no vegetables for harvesting yet apart from greens She just has a thing about it bit like a day out for her so she makes the most of it 😃

Says the tangerine nutter.. Not you, obverously.

Ordered me pipe smorning. Can't find it in local chops. Dispatched and put inner collection chop. Dpd avvit now. They say next day delivery in general so it could be ere morra. That would be good as eye would be able to catch Wednesdays rain.

Fake news

"Come in number 32". Your time is up ---- 🤣🤣🤣

Yer but no but we all know the Freelander is the bestist car int whole world.

Sympathise mate, chemo being no fun at all. Still better that than the alternative. We'll be staying down Bidefred way for the week before Xmas week then that week with a couple in Cornwall whose husband has had 40 courses of chemo. He's old but...

Pretty ok thanks, just got the “all clear”(for the time being). After effects of chemo still very evident Mais, c’est la vie.

Gude lunchtime orl. Juss stickin me ed in to give a greetin an oping us frens be hale an hearty.