It's all those illegal immigrants, coming over here and drinking all our water.

Makes me laff that the Lake District is in drought :eek:

Am not sellin ma hippo. Gorrinuff useful posts in the other Freelander section.

Warmer and wetter it's what they say.. then start with the hosepipe bans 🤣

Surely we're onto a winner if our country is going to get warmer. I'm no geological expert or knowledgeable of ocean conditions. But if the Pacific islands South such as New Zealand Japan New Guinea and other Polynesians islands cope with hotter...

Winters round the corner 😱 That's it now.. gales, rain, the odd nice patch of sun.. maybe some ice thrown about.. but that's it now!! Until April or May Oh.. and no winter.. 🙄

Emptying water butt no 4 into the middle ov me grass. They be filled again at the wik end so eye is helping out me water table.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teton_Dam Might have been this one ^^ wot I was thinking of

That is most important. The Yanks built one somewhere but it wouldn't fill. There was a geological fault and all the water was draining away. Must do a search and see if I can discover more.

Which bit don't you agree wiv? Permitted development gave home owners greater options to build an eggstension on their home. Plastic, wood and brick. Overall size, its location and the space available are taken into account. Also distance to...

That's another way of saying nobody will buy it 😁

Have yer big toe surgically removed. Problem solved :cool:

By the way the town i mentioned is Longyearbyen on the Island of Svalbard Spitzbergen And the reason for carrying a rifle is Polar Bears

Ive just come bak from a town where if you leave the boundaries of the town by law you have to carry a loaded rifle. Also if the siren souds you have to go to the nearest house and stay inside untill the all clear. seeing as im back in the uk i...

Saw the Dr. Yes, it's gout. Meds prescribed and a lecture on lifestyle changes. NO Alcohol. No red meat or offal. Don't eat offal, never have. Alcohol is reduced by 2/3 already. I'm not giving up my Steak's.

55,500 about tree rats

B S

A busy morning has been had. Visited sis-in-law to move her old washing machine down the drive for road side collection by the cooncil tomorrow. Then a fuel stop, and on to scroofix and wix for stuff for a plumbing job at dottir's on Thursday...

Fixed. 🤣 🤣

Back to the original post on Lesbians in tracksuits and their favourite aftershave.

W has just messaged me after her consulatation at the orspicle. It looks like the doctors will be on strike right across the time when she is supposed to be having her op. And they also want her to stay in a while after it to make sure it will...

Ere, is you my Uncle Arfur then..?

Who? Me?

Watch out! You'll get an angry face! ;)

Exactly! Well done, Pike, I wondered when someone was going to think of that!!!;);)🤣🤣

Bols?

LOL!!! 🤣 🤣

Cherry drinks can help with uric acid chrystals build up.

And 88k licks.