Recent image of the leader El Seamus known to frequent Ireland offering pots of gold. His cohorts are a band of Leprechauns currently roaming the land starting fights in the local pubs. If you drink several tankards of Guinness and feel a kick...

Oddly enough Geordie is like Dorset retain Anglo Saxon where Geordie area was not really invaded by vikings, allowed an accent separately from today modern English.😉 European language rely heavily on book language not influenced by outsiders so...

Reminds me of when I was at skool. We got a trainee French teacher, when she got off the ferry at Dover the bloke checking her passport asked her why she has come to England. She told him she was going to the North East to teach kids French. He...

Should be on the Joke thread.

"Furthermore, a lot of Germans speak different dialects. The variation among the German dialects is considerable, with only the neighbouring dialects being mutually intelligible. Low German, most Upper German and High Franconian dialects, and...

Fascinating! I don't know much about regional dialects of Germany, but that lad I talked about also learned a dialect in German which helped him once when stopped by Der Polizei!!

Morning all suns oot im off to spray some weeds. Need to go out for some shopping but I know where theres a wee car show so a wee detour will be required. (she will be pleased) :D:D

Morning All. :D Not looking bad out there today. :) Got to try and keep the kids amused all day. School tomorrow and then their Mum picks them up them after school. BBQ fillet with Garlic & rosemary roasties tonight. Yum! :) Have a lovely day. :D

Lupins are a short lived perennial need full Sun and moisture do not do well in pots cut them down and see if you get new growth , if you grow from seed now thay will flower next year Russel Hobbs mixed are hardey and colourful mature plants...

Agreement with that Stan the W sister speaks 6 languages and has a BA in Russian and Latin but learnt high German but I speak Berliner so understanding her is difficult for me and Germans

I bet he had a FL to 😉😉

In that case use a systemic bug killer. Works from inside the plant, kills the bugs when they suck the sap.

Eye dun't know if they is diseased. They regrow themselfs each year. Fink this is the furd year. Web ses the bugs suck the sap out which causes them to struggle.

Bought a 1/4 drive torque wrench, never even knew they did them that small. Was looking for a 3/8 one. :rolleyes:

I meant that "ANYONE" can win, and this bloke that had been living in a hostel dorm with 15 others spent £15 on the OMAZE lottery won the big prize. So don't be surprised if Abdullah wins the Euromillions £210Mill. ;-)

Anthony?!

I have a standing joke with the missus. If I try to go in a church I'll get struck by lightening 🤪 ☠️

I and one of my lads bought tickets and the pact was/is if we win we keep half and donate the rest around the family and charity. I mean. who really needs 250Mill? On another note, if you are lucky enough to have your rubber boat land here and...

Are yous trying to get me excommunicated. 🤣 🤣

We were going to go to Lymington for the market today and then on to Highcliffe beach for the mutts; but the weather was promised to be orrible (fundyboldenlitenin) so we passed and did stuff at home instead. So, logs chopped (gots me a new...

Well I'll be doon the toon putting dosh on on Chooseday!!

I'll take a look later. There is no easy way, as far as I am concerned. Though having a gfriend who only speaks her own language (or a bfriend if you is a wimmins) sure as flip makes it easier!

So 250 million squids on Tuesday? Could make all the nice peeps on this fred very comfortable

My mates came back from Spain yesterday so we sat out had a few beers & had the fire pit blazing. :cool: Hope the rain stays off ive got the rear axle to put back together on the D1 & a step to fit to a brand new defender. Got to look at a car...

I shall move on...........

I wondered who would pick up on that 😂

Frowned upon these days. Got to be tolerant according to Labour party to all even Irish people 🙄