Eye has bin gerrin up urly this week and wukkin long hours. Eye is now int bed at 7pm. Bort meself a new charging cable yesdi from argos. Couldn't get me argos password right so used their pay terminal fing. Me rain harverter is happy. Looks like...

Shocked Wallaby mother at London zoo finds a recent stowaway. The unusual guest cutely named Bob, was later transferred to the monkey enclosure. Reporter Debbie Dimples Photography Archie Phartpants.

...and the noos is..... that the Pluriel is all back together, headlight mended and body panels replaced, the "stitch in time" has been done and just awaiting the sosses and chips to cook!! Don't ask me how I mended the headlight mounting as...

So you woke up with a bit of head did ye aye. Happy Anniversary right enough. 🤣 🤣

Is that remote controlled.

Oh flip, what you done there then. I use tiger balm on my injured bits. Kev's tip of the week....... Dont use tiger balm then go for a pee. :oops::oops:

Not the colour I was thinking of ----

Yes but that's fool's gold 😮

And that 😁

I'll let somebody else respond to that. 😁

Nobody is that nasty? Are thay !!

He dunt wanna do that. Wurf its weight int gold.

The powder work's on the big wood ants nests I put a ring all round it but it takes a whole tub 😕

Bonnet up. Issit broked already?

If he feels really vindictive he can give her the FL 🤣

See if she'll take the volvo as settlement.

Over here we had a problem with the cold side, it would not turn off properly. We don't want to change the tap as the handles are porecelain and match the handles on the cupboards and drawers. So I went to the local DIY place and found that by a...

Sure you don't want to deliver them to her Sunday evening? 🤣🤣🤣

We had 32 today, bit much when you are working in it!

We'll have to look for this online as we never see it in the shops over here. But that is exactly what we want!.

I did wake up in the night with "a bit of a head" so I drank a glass of water then went back to sleep. Woke up cool as a cucumber!! ;);)

Last November I replaced both valves in me kitchen mixer tap, quarter turn ceramic type because the cold side was dripping. Hot side was still ok but changed as I had bought a new pair. Anyroad up the new hot side started dripping a couple of...

That my lad and some of his really good mates who are helping him are at the NEC at a games fair and he is selling his card game. He told me earlier that once it opened today it has been pretty hectic. I hope he sells every copy he has taken...

Brassed Off in Benfleet :)

Mornin Brightening up here but a bit breezy Tidy up the house today I think Need to service the Freelander soon ready for Scotland / Ireland trip Stay safe all :)

The EX daughter in Law is being really awkward and trying to score points. We are looking after the kids while my son is at a trade show in Brum. She is meant to have the kids this W/E but instead of coming over here to pick them up (like she...

Morning All. :D Cool and dismal here. :( My right knee appears to be borked. Can walk on it on the flat but stairs, err No. :( Have a good day. :D

Friday again I'm sure time is speeding up !! Bet Stans got a hangover today 😃 27 deg yesterday but cloudy to day , have a good one ,

Given the evidence it would seem the knob has hit something himself and is looking to the MIL k cow to take care of it? Yes, am older, more cynical... Yes, the dickhead needs a punch on the nose.