Definitely not set up correctly, most probably the cheapest s---- you can buy

There was a lot of krap posted on 'ere yesterday 🤣🤣🤣

Bin men took me deaded squirrel. Was starting to smell like a tratterer.

Did the fitter previously wuk in sollyhull?

Sounds like its holding on fer dear life.

Own up @LeadFarmer.

Hope your kazi’s could cope with this beast 😂

To be fair, most of Stanley Sir!'s poo comes out of his mouth (fingers on a keyboard), so there isn't much to actually flush.

No need to be personal re size of jobbies. Mine usually flush with one flush. And not being a golf person I don't have any irons, not even a mashie niblick. As for eating less, if I did so, I would turn inside out, such are my efforts to lose the...

Is A4 paper not a bit rough to wipe yer bum with. :oops:

If you ate less youd do smaller poo's, then you wouldnt have to beat them down with a 4 iron. jobby job jobbed. 🤣 🤣

That is totally rubbish. I take it the council provided this piece of poop? Grr!:mad:

Might have to do that Thing is , they had an empty room and a full new bathroom delivered to fit in it , plus they had a van full of tools but still managed to cock everything up, cistern not level on wall or square with it, water entry pipe at...

Really? Mine is a MY2000 THOR engined car and the official LR build document says 2-pin diff.

Is your cistern full of water (once finished refilling)?

:D Toilet paper takes two flushes and then it gets sucked slowly away at the very last minute

That would make quite a floater imo.

Flipping Windows 11 keeps doing random things. Frinstance the screen size keeps changing and I cannot even slide it over to see stuff. REALLY annoying. Obvs something to do with how I move the finger across the touchpad. Cannot remember how to...

...that this little tree/bush looks absolutely stunning for about 10 days every year. Then it returns to looking totally boring and featureless. :(

I did no such thing 🤣 I Used to collect old news papers & take them to the chip shop for free chips. :p

Or extremely rare Gold Doubloons.

We know your luck - sovereigns, obviously.

We pulled up a mooring earlier & found 2 coins in the mud when servicing it. Will clean them up & see what they are I left them on the boat.

Same here, he did mine and a top bloke he is! Really smashing. Took us back from his place into town where we visited the museum of Somerset while he did the job, then when we got a taxi back to him he was "why didn't you call? I would have...

I assume the Somerset one is Jason at Blackbrook, he did mine and it was a brilliant job, top guy. You just need to take 3 holidays down there, he took just over an hour to do mine.

I've left it in a black bin bag behind your mini. All used notes, may have traces of drugs on some. :p

... I have to find £3,500 to keep my middle lad afloat for a month. :( All donations gratefully received (used £10 notes in plain brown envelopes are especially welcome. :) Or maybe I should start a "GoFundMe" page and see if anyone bites...