Steffrallye

Steffrallye

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Right sadly my spam sandwich is going up for sale, but im just after what the people hear think its worth?

So heres the spec and a few pics. Some serious quotes would be great.
Theres a few dents, and scratches, chippies and Cadbury flakes in it, its been used for what it was built for.

Spam sandwich on white bread with added goodies in the filling

sell by date - November 2013

best before date - January 2014

145gms in weight

marinated in Orange and blackcurrant juice

thick sliced granary loaf

at least 100 sesame seeds on top

2mm spam slices inside
cucumber spacers
low fat spread on BOTH slices of bread
Brand New Spare spam slice in case the first falls out
resealable sandwhich bag
3mm thick sprinkling of crumbled flake
Uprated 2" layer of chippies
Uprated crust
Fully seasoned
Braided cheese straws inside
Extended slice size
FREE ketchup sachet (fully sealed!)
Grilled lightly until golden brown/charred black

Thank you :D

 
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I'll see your unmolested kipper and raise you a spam sandwich (slightly curled on the edges) :p
 
£4.36, an Unmolested Kipper, a pristine Spam sandwich, 7 wine gums with minimal pocket fluff, and.... AND a Right Twix (Not to be confused with the inferior Left Twix);););););););););)

When can you drop it off:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
I'll see your £4.36, an Unmolested Kipper, a pristine Spam sandwich, 7 wine gums with minimal pocket fluff, and.... AND a full Right Twix, and raise you half a pack of chocolate HobNobs and a Left Twix!

Your call! ;)
 
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Oldseadog said:
I'll see your £4.36, an Unmolested Kipper, a pristine Spam sandwich, 7 wine gums with minimal pocket fluff, and.... AND a full Right Twix, and raise you half a pack of chocolate HobNobs and a Left Twix!

Your call! ;)
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Can I have the hobnobs if the deal falls through?

Oh and that 3 inch lift looks silly
 
Whooaahhhh... hang on a second..... let me think about this one...£4.36, an Unmolested Kipper, a pristine Spam sandwich, 7 wine gums with minimal pocket fluff, and.... AND a full Right Twix, half a pack of chocolate HobNobs and a Left Twix! And i got a FULL packet of refreshers :p
 
*minty* said:
Whooaahhhh... hang on a second..... let me think about this one...£4.36, an Unmolested Kipper, a pristine Spam sandwich, 7 wine gums with minimal pocket fluff, and.... AND a full Right Twix, half a pack of chocolate HobNobs and a Left Twix! And i got a FULL packet of refreshers :p
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:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: Blurry Eck Minty, does Pikey know your throwing money around like that:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
I will throw in a 110woman's guide to sex - it's in me head at the moment but I could tell him about it on the phone :D
 
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