so much for the weekend off work, more like a weekend of unpaid labour, today i have ripped the old patio up and filled an 8 tonne skip, tomorrow i will drive for 2 hours upto the lake district to help a mate erect a fence then drive 2 hours back, so much for a day of rest

Well Ive bin fixing the rocket again ,did a hair dryer mod on the freelander, taught Porky ta stop chasing pigs, fixed Mrs Ming's zap gun, dug the vedg plot,off ta Zog t/night ta give discipline too some rowdy winged men, and Mrs Ming is watching all your earth TV programs, i never stop working. . .gonna have a friggin beer sod it. . .