CharlesY · Nov 4, 2007

HA HA !

My neighbour was buiding a bonfire in his field on Friday, and got TWO slitties and a trailer stuck in the mud. He asked me if I would bring my tractor up and tow them out. TRACTOR!!!!!

I went with my TD5 Disco (traction control) and had both slitties and the trailer out in ten minutes, without hardly even making a tyre mark on the grass!

I told him ... slitty 4x4s are fine for posing and road use, but for off-road and mud, get a LandRover. Basically, if you go off road NOT in a LandRover you'll probably need to ask someone with a LandRover to pull you out.

CharlesY

chris_mack · Nov 4, 2007

quality mate what were the slitties then....... hilux? L200? what tyres have u got on the disco?

Pikey · Nov 4, 2007

chris_mack said:
quality mate what were the slitties then....... hilux? L200? what tyres have u got on the disco?

FFS Chris you got a thing for Rubber it's all yer posts seem to be about at the moment.

chris_mack · Nov 4, 2007

haha yeh seems that way doesnt it!

slob · Nov 5, 2007

more to the point what oil have yer got in yer engine and what mpg was yer getting while pulling

Pikey · Nov 5, 2007

slob said:
more to the point what oil have yer got in yer engine and what mpg was yer getting while pulling

Aye and would you have been better with a 2 & 7/16" lift kit fitted

slob · Nov 5, 2007

and did yer have yer pants on outside yer trousers?

CharlesY · Nov 5, 2007

slob said:
and did yer have yer pants on outside yer trousers?

The original Michelin road tyres now on 44,000 miles.
I want more of these but apparently Michelin don't make them any more.
Michelin 4 x 4 M&S 105H 235/70R 16 X PC

They were both Toyota things, autos, with quite knobbly tyres, and I towed them out backwards using my front towbar.

Both drivers were a bit silly driving into a field without walking it first.
Flat fields may be flat, and no rocks or holes, but that does not mean they aren't WET, SOFT and SLIMY.

I stayed on the higher drier bits and did the recovery using a 60 foot kevlar rope. They didn't realise that. They just thought the Disco was a miracle. No point in being silly about it!

Engine oil was ..... Ovoline Tractor Universal.

Got another Disco on Sunday .... and old 200 TDI needing a chassis.
Anyone got a 200 TDI chassis?

CharlesY

andytd4auto · Nov 5, 2007

CharlesY said:
HA HA !

My neighbour was buiding a bonfire in his field on Friday, and got TWO slitties and a trailer stuck in the mud. He asked me if I would bring my tractor up and tow them out. TRACTOR!!!!!

I went with my TD5 Disco (traction control) and had both slitties and the trailer out in ten minutes, without hardly even making a tyre mark on the grass!

I told him ... slitty 4x4s are fine for posing and road use, but for off-road and mud, get a LandRover. Basically, if you go off road NOT in a LandRover you'll probably need to ask someone with a LandRover to pull you out.

CharlesY

PMSL

bloat1992 · Nov 5, 2007

CharlesY said:
The original Michelin road tyres now on 44,000 miles.
I want more of these but apparently Michelin don't make them any more.
Michelin 4 x 4 M&S 105H 235/70R 16 X PC

They were both Toyota things, autos, with quite knobbly tyres, and I towed them out backwards using my front towbar.

Both drivers were a bit silly driving into a field without walking it first.
Flat fields may be flat, and no rocks or holes, but that does not mean they aren't WET, SOFT and SLIMY.

I stayed on the higher drier bits and did the recovery using a 60 foot kevlar rope. They didn't realise that. They just thought the Disco was a miracle. No point in being silly about it!

Engine oil was ..... Ovoline Tractor Universal.

Got another Disco on Sunday .... and old 200 TDI needing a chassis.
Anyone got a 200 TDI chassis?

CharlesY

did you buy the disco off a bloke called chris

CharlesY · Nov 5, 2007

bloat1992 said:
did you buy the disco off a bloke called chris

No.

I got two Discos now.

My TD5 and now an old 200tdi that needs a chassis.

And a Lightweight.

Charles

Pikey · Nov 5, 2007

Find Land Rover Discovery 300 tdi Chassis on eBay within, Land Rover, Car Parts, Cars, Parts Vehicles (end time 07-Nov-07 20:07:16 GMT)

Grippa · Nov 5, 2007

Dint see this fred - The Slits in the mud? One o' me fave album covers that is!

bloat1992 · Nov 5, 2007

what else could you want mud , tits, and fannies . lacking the landy

Grippa · Nov 5, 2007

bloat1992 said:
what else could you want mud , tits, and fannies . lacking the landy

Land Rover? Fark orf.........................beer'd be good tho'.

bloat1992 · Nov 5, 2007

nice bit o cider

CharlesY · Nov 5, 2007

Thats' not HybridGirl all muddy is it?

CharlesY

Sirus · Nov 6, 2007

Dunt be saft...Thas Grunt and Mondo an Redhand before they got electrickery

yella · Nov 6, 2007

mondo's the ginner in the middle an grunts the one with the bad perm

Grippa · Nov 6, 2007

Yeah, that Mondo's covered in Waxoyl mind, s'only the uvver two wots covered in mud.

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