Mr. Toad · Jul 11, 2006

hello, i stole a landrover today, it was a red one cos they is fastest. i was driving very, very fast in it and suddenly and without warning a tree jumped out in front of me, and i crashed. again! i broke my leg, does anyone know where i can get spare toad's legs?????

GRUNT · Jul 11, 2006

Driving fast is something we in B.O.L.L.O.C.K.S. do not condone, and on replacement of your legs would strongly urge you not to do.

However have you tried EBay?

Wesley Pegden · Jul 11, 2006

What Bollox.

Regards WP.

Gareth Coe · Jul 11, 2006

No - it's serious!
As for toad's legs: I'm not so sure, but my local bistro could do you some frog's legs. Can't be THAT different can they?

Wesley Pegden · Jul 12, 2006

Gareth Coe said:
No - it's serious!
As for toad's legs: I'm not so sure, but my local bistro could do you some frog's legs. Can't be THAT different can they?

They're very different Gareth, toads legs give me wind.

Regards WP.

Gareth Coe · Jul 12, 2006

Goed Heffeninks Wes!

Sorry to hear about your recent bout of flatulence

Have you tried Turkish Delight for it?

Wesley Pegden · Jul 12, 2006

Yes mate but I can't make it stay put and if I clench my buttocks too hard it squashes it. This results in what looks like me having a "Senior moment".

Regards WP.

Gareth Coe · Jul 12, 2006

...hence the title of this thread: POOP POOP!

Wesley Pegden · Jul 12, 2006

That's all sorted then. All's well that ends well.

Regards WP.

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