What really really worries me is this:

Monday 0900 hrs, office somewhere in someplace:

Manager: "right lads, were on a big campaign here, we need to get these viagra shifted. We need to be direct and to hit the people who we think will most need our product. So lets get our thinking caps on, and sort this out. Who can we go directly to, who really needs viagra?"

Salesman: "Land Rover owners".

Manager: " Brilliant!!!!! Oh course, makes so much sense. Right, spam em".
 
can yer cock touch yer arse? well go **** yersel then. (not you lenny) where you been hiding?
 
spam,egg,spam,spam,boner,spam,spam,hardon,spam,egg,spam,viagra,spam,
spam,egg and chips
 
Spam, on a breakfast ffs. That's vile.
Breakfast should be:
3 rashers of thick back bacon,
3 old english pork sossies,
2 slices Black pud,
2 fried eggs,
1 grilled and halved beef tomato,
1 Fistfull of fried mushrooms,
1 Slice of thick fried farmhouse bread.

Regards WP.
 
and heinz beans mate, have you ever tried irish white pudding instead of black, its feckin luvly ;)
 
yella disco said:
and heinz beans mate, have you ever tried irish white pudding instead of black, its feckin luvly ;)
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Yes chap I have and I have to agree with you. Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regards WP.
 
Wesley Pegden said:
Spam, on a breakfast ffs. That's vile.
Breakfast should be:
3 rashers of thick back bacon,
3 old english pork sossies,
2 slices Black pud,
2 fried eggs,
1 grilled and halved beef tomato,
1 Fistfull of fried mushrooms,
1 Slice of thick fried farmhouse bread.

Regards WP.
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And baked beans...........and Hash Browns.............and:D :D
 
yella disco said:
and heinz beans mate, have you ever tried irish white pudding instead of black, its feckin luvly ;)
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here we go - lots o' stick......
wots wite puddin'?

and yu 4got - the strong coffee!
 
can someone please remember to bring bacon and proper sauages next year..
and some black pudding but not that stuff with the huge lumps of fat
 
slob said:
its like black pudding .....but its white
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nice 1 - but it dont answer the Q - blk pudd is blk cos of all the blood - yu dont get white blood do ya? I no mine is blu - but that aint white.
 
oi silly hat, you are obviously not a conosoire of the english breakfast, i wouldn't put it past you having fruit juice and cereal first thing ;)
 
yella disco said:
oi silly hat, you are obviously not a conosoire of the english breakfast, i wouldn't put it past you having fruit juice and cereal first thing ;)
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juice & squirrel - not me mate! i is a toasty sorta guy.

"i like bread and butter.... I like toast and jam" (to music)

the nurses only let me have a cooked brekky on the w/e :<
 
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