Well at last im moving house !!!!!

After a very messy divorce 3 years ago ~ Ive been stuck in my mum and dads house !!!!!

Its been a rather strange experiance living back with the old folks again ~ its funny how you soon forget what a physcotic nutter my mother is when it comes to cleaning and how you have to repeat things at least 3 times so as my dad can hear ~ I do love my Ma N Pa ~ BUT the time has come to break away from the old family home !!!!! AGAIN !!!!!

I got the keys to my new place on Friday (2 weeks late !!!!! BLOODY SOLICITORS !!!!) Oh god im a solicitor !!!!! I meant BLOODY MORTGAGE COMPANY !!!!! PHEW that was close !!!!!

Anyway mum has spent 2 days cleaning the place from top to bottom and ive got to admit it looks pretty damn good ~ Dads been cutting the grass and planting green things (im no gardener) and ive been on call all weekend !!!!!

I must be honest and say im gonna miss having my shopping/washing / cooking and cleaning done for me ~ but at times they have driven me potty and at one point i was thinking of doing them both in and pleading insanity !!!!!

So a new chapter begins in my life ~ no more gardeners world or Radio 4 !!!!!

Enjoy...

good lad retsy, i remember doing exactly the same thing 10 years ago,just keep an eye out for girlfriends that try to sneak in to your new house, the last one that it with me is the current mrs yella. don't fall for the same trick

whens the house warmin party???

ming will bring beer and dope..

good luck and watch them wimin folk like what yella says

whens the party guys! i've been back at my parents for ages and yep.... they drive you crazy! what is it with mothers and house work and why does dad go mad when i park the landy on the drive way after a play day and it drops mud and diff oil on the block paving!

Ey up! I remember going through that Retsy, moving back in wiv me Ma was weird, what was weirder was turning into a 36 year old stroppy teenager !!- that was some years ago now, I've recovered and back to me abnormal self, in my own place and you just can't beat that.
Divorce is a bitch, (I weren't I hasten to add), but getting yer own place is a new start mate, I've got into kayaking, mountain biking, offroading and all sorts of other bovver in the last 4 years, it's been great!!
All the best to yer!! you know what they say - one life, live it.

Thankyou

Well im moving all my stuff from the old folks place on friday night !!!!!

Ive got a bed a duvet 2 pillows and a kettle at the moment ! What more does a man need ?????

Back on the pot noodle and toast diet too !!!!!

Im not having a house warming party just yet because ive got to sort out the neighbours !!!!! YOU CANT PARK THERE !!!!! I have my own driveway but at present its all dug up and a right mess !!!!!

The company motor would soon get stuck and my boss is a pain in the rear without giving him reason to have a go at me !!!!!

The new neighbours are Mr & Mrs PERFECT !!!!! There garden is all flower beds and wind chimes ~ They came round last night to say hello and got right on my wick !!!!! Cos its a cul-de-sac there keen that everybody uses there own drive ~ Well i told them that i couldnt at the moment due to its general condition ~ Her reply was, well its not fair on others to look at your car all night !!!!! Then she said well at least its not a dirty 4x4 !!!!!!!

Now i managed to keep me god shut ~ Mrs Perfect is gonna get a bloody shock in the next couple of weeks !!!!!

retsgom said:

Thankyou

Well im moving all my stuff from the old folks place on friday night !!!!!

Ive got a bed a duvet 2 pillows and a kettle at the moment ! What more does a man need ?????

Back on the pot noodle and toast diet too !!!!!

Im not having a house warming party just yet because ive got to sort out the neighbours !!!!! YOU CANT PARK THERE !!!!! I have my own driveway but at present its all dug up and a right mess !!!!!

The company motor would soon get stuck and my boss is a pain in the rear without giving him reason to have a go at me !!!!!

The new neighbours are Mr & Mrs PERFECT !!!!! There garden is all flower beds and wind chimes ~ They came round last night to say hello and got right on my wick !!!!! Cos its a cul-de-sac there keen that everybody uses there own drive ~ Well i told them that i couldnt at the moment due to its general condition ~ Her reply was, well its not fair on others to look at your car all night !!!!! Then she said well at least its not a dirty 4x4 !!!!!!!

Now i managed to keep me god shut ~ Mrs Perfect is gonna get a bloody shock in the next couple of weeks !!!!!

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hey, i be on te toast diet to! fantastic.i can have something different on taost every night of the week, last nite was cheese and marmite! can,t be doing with the perfect neighbours either. if i want to drive a dirty landy and drop mud and oil then i will!