A 3 foot python isn't going to hurt you... a small dog bite would hurt more.

This though...

After losing the snake, which was being transported in a box, the customer left the car outside overnight.
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The words "cupid stunt" spring to mind... wtf did he think was going to happen to the snake?
 
Solution:

Put dead mouse on passenger seat - wait 5 minutes - pick up slightly fatter snake from passenger seat and leave car outside overnight sans snake.

If that wouldn't have worked I'll eat a tube of bostick - snakes aren't exactly inteligent, in fact you can count the number of squamus Nobel Prize winners on 'no hands' ;)

Cheers,
 
I'll remember that trick next time theres a snake loose in my car. Do you have any tricks for coaxing rogue elephants from out of the ashtray?
 
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