CharlesY

Well-Known Member
ImportanT announcement.

We think the lady is in love with me. It would only be natural, me being so handsome, witty, clever, and modest.

Right, HybridGirl?

Guess who passed her MoT today!

WHOOP-DE-DOO!
 
FERK OFF! - she's mine, all mine - we're engaged!

WHAT ? ?
I went to all that trouble to tell her how to fix her problem and you tell me she's been two-timing me all along ?

How could she use me so .... ?

So cruel .... my hopes dashed ....

Sob ......

CharlesY :(


 
well, that's wummins fer yer. they use us, abuse us, then when they've finished they cast us off like a pair of soiled thunders..........
 
well, that's wummins fer yer. they use us, abuse us, then when they've finished they cast us off like a pair of soiled thunders..........

Oh well, let me know when you've finished with her.
If there's anything left worth having, send it up north.

CharlesY
 
Soooooooooooooooo, if you help me oot fixing me motor Chas, an it passes an MOT, duz that mean yer gunna expect to tek me ruff up the chuff? :eek:
 
Soooooooooooooooo, if you help me oot fixing me motor Chas, an it passes an MOT, duz that mean yer gunna expect to tek me ruff up the chuff? :eek:

Not exactly .... not quite what I had in mind ....

Is HybridGirl's landy going OK now?

CharlesY
 
Well, she drove it from Bucks to Hants to the boozer last night & nuffink fell off, so I can only assume it's ok!
 
If she hadn't been doing the dirty on me I would have told her to look at this site

STEVES SITE

but I won't now .... sob ..... she just took advantage of me .....

CharlesY
 
Awwww charlesy! I were'nt takin advantage!! Ave been in me sick bed wiff an orrible virus, which Marcus giv me, waitin fer someone to come round and rub some vick's on me chest... Apart from when I went out for a beer wiff the T.O.S.S.E.R.S last nite... Am not WELL!!! Need MEDICAL ATTENSHUN!!
 
that bloody virus thingy must be catchin', I've got the soddin' thing aswell:( Good excuse for lemsip, honey and lashin's of whisky;) :D
 
Ha ha, int heard back frum Accy yet. I might jest reinvent meself as a Merkin wiv a Chrysler who has a thing about 'yar quaint lil' English pick up trucks'. :D
 
A wumun wots not tekkin advantage? Cobblers! :D
int that wot they learn in home economicks( how to make the best use of yer tits) while us blokes wuz learning about making chairs wiff one leg shorter than the other 4?
 

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