Headlights flashing initially,then just on permanently. No power to central locking or windows. Car driving OK and not immobilised. Indicators working but no solenoid sound inside car.

The above message appears on the message centre. No fuses out.

What the hell can it be this time!? Anyone?

'Tis in dry dock as we speak, having its brains investigated.

Later...

Nothing specific. May even have been caused by errant signals from equipment nearby, or a loose connection to something central which got touched upon investigation. No doubt, we'll know if it recurs.