Take5

New Member

• Sep 8, 2006

• #1

M1 stationary all round Leeds, and I have to drive through it to get home Half of Leeds itself is gridlocked so can't go that way - ah well

Anyone who pm'd me today, you'll have to wait till next Friday for another unless I get t'interwebthingy going at home again

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Sep 8, 2006

• #2

It's that easy for me to get to and from work I came home for a crap today!!

 

yella

New Member

• Sep 8, 2006

• #3

what is this work thing you all speak of

 

Gareth Coe

New Member

• Sep 8, 2006

• #4

GRUNT said:

I came home for a crap today!!

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Grunt: this is a bad idea. Always do your ****s at work. This way you don't use up your own supply of bog roll, you don't have all those bad smells at home and - best of all - you're getting paid to do it!

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Sep 8, 2006

• #5

Ahh, but Myrtle pays for the bog roll, bad smells it's only someone elses that smells bad, I'm getting paid to come home have a crap and a cup of tea, I feel much more comfortable crapping on my own bog.

 

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retsgom

Banned

• Sep 9, 2006

• #6

You leave that nice Mr Williams alone !!!!!!

I was also stuck on the M1 tonight coming home from Leeds Crown Court.

At least the case went my way ( I GOT THEM OFF A SPEEDING CHARGE) !!!! Oh the look on that coppers face !!!!!!!

123mph on the A1 and PORKY hadnt calibrated his equipment !!!!! PRICELESS!!!!!

 

mib150

Member

• Sep 12, 2006

• #7

Happarently he was very poor indeed, so lots of traffic nastiness for no good reason!