John West wrote:
> Why is the check engine light on?
>
Coz they've turned the ignition on, but not the engine?

--
Julian
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"John West" <dragnet@seaquest.dsv> wrote in message
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> Why is the check engine light on?

Why not e-mail him direct, or you could go back to Samon fishing & stop
harping other folk's sales.

Nige


 
I did that just recently when I took photos for my ebay ad...Julian is
correct - ignition gurned on but not engine. I realized it when I was taking
the photo and decided to turn the engine on AND release the emergency brake
so there were no misunderstandings!


"Exit" <exit@nomore.com> wrote in message
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> John West wrote:
> > Why is the check engine light on?
> >
> Coz they've turned the ignition on, but not the engine?
>
> --
> Julian
> ---------
> = Pretentious Sig required =
>
>


 

"The Incredible Swearing Man©" <nigel.ince@NOSPAMbtinternet.com> wrote in
message news:3f34fe19$0$18494$cc9e4d1f@news.dial.pipex.com...
>
> "John West" <dragnet@seaquest.dsv> wrote in message
> news:3f3466b7$0$23602$5a62ac22@freenews.iinet.net.au...
> > Why is the check engine light on?
>
> Why not e-mail him direct, or you could go back to Samon fishing & stop
> harping other folk's sales.
>
> Nige
>
>

I am glad he pointed that out. Then again, I have yet to see an Audi that is
not in the shop at least once a month.


 

"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
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>
> "The Incredible Swearing Man©" <nigel.ince@NOSPAMbtinternet.com> wrote in
> message news:3f34fe19$0$18494$cc9e4d1f@news.dial.pipex.com...
> >
> > "John West" <dragnet@seaquest.dsv> wrote in message
> > news:3f3466b7$0$23602$5a62ac22@freenews.iinet.net.au...
> > > Why is the check engine light on?
> >
> > Why not e-mail him direct, or you could go back to Samon fishing & stop
> > harping other folk's sales.
> >
> > Nige
> >
> >
>
> I am glad he pointed that out. Then again, I have yet to see an Audi that
is
> not in the shop at least once a month.
>
>

At the risk of inviting heavenly intervention, my TT has not been back to my
dealer within the past 11 months (i.e. since purchase) for any mechanical
problem. :)
--
Doug Ramage


 
In message <vjglkk1l0lqu36@news.supernews.com>
"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote:
> Then again, I have yet to see an Audi that is not in the shop at least
> once a month.

You can't be looking very hard, then. In 3.5 years ownership, my A4
had one non-routine visit to the workshop when a fuel injector failed
and was replaced foc. Other than that our Audi's have never been in for
anything other than routine maintenance (A6 2.7T, sold after 38 months;
A2 1.4Tdi, currently owned for 14 months; RS6 currently owned for 3
months).

So, I think that makes five routine visits, and one non-routine, in a
total of 97 months ownership!

--
Peter Bell - peter@bellfamily.org.uk
 

"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
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>
> "The Incredible Swearing Man©" <nigel.ince@NOSPAMbtinternet.com> wrote in
> message news:3f34fe19$0$18494$cc9e4d1f@news.dial.pipex.com...
> >
> > "John West" <dragnet@seaquest.dsv> wrote in message
> > news:3f3466b7$0$23602$5a62ac22@freenews.iinet.net.au...
> > > Why is the check engine light on?
> >
> > Why not e-mail him direct, or you could go back to Samon fishing & stop
> > harping other folk's sales.
> >
> > Nige
> >
> >
>
> I am glad he pointed that out. Then again, I have yet to see an Audi that
is
> not in the shop at least once a month.
>
>

****wit.


 

> > >
> >
> > I am glad he pointed that out. Then again, I have yet to see an Audi
that
> is
> > not in the shop at least once a month.
> >
> >
>
> ****wit.
>
>
Bitter?


 
Inarticulate.

DAS
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"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
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.............................
> > >
> >
> > ****wit.
> >
> >
> Bitter?
>
>


 

"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
news:vjl67jq4i1q579@news.supernews.com...
>
> > > >
> > >
> > > I am glad he pointed that out. Then again, I have yet to see an Audi
> that
> > is
> > > not in the shop at least once a month.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > ****wit.
> >
> >
> Bitter?
>
>

Eh? - Hardly you cock, we have two Audi's & love them both?

'tard.


 

"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
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>
> > > >
> > >
> > > I am glad he pointed that out. Then again, I have yet to see an Audi
> that
> > is
> > > not in the shop at least once a month.
> > >
> > >
> >
> > ****wit.
> >
> >
> Bitter?
>
>

It must be 'double dummy' day today you simpleton.


 
> Eh? - Hardly you cock, we have two Audi's & love them both?
>
> 'tard.

Two Audis - so when one is in the shop, you still have one. Good plan!



 

"The Incredible Swearing Man©" <nigel.ince@NOSPAMbtinternet.com> wrote in
message news:3f3ac44f$0$15037$cc9e4d1f@news.dial.pipex.com...
>
> "Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
> news:vjl67jq4i1q579@news.supernews.com...
> >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > I am glad he pointed that out. Then again, I have yet to see an Audi
> > that
> > > is
> > > > not in the shop at least once a month.
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > ****wit.
> > >
> > >
> > Bitter?
> >
> >
>
> It must be 'double dummy' day today you simpleton.

Here you go. There is your quality car (a4):

http://www.jdpower.com/cc/auto/auto.jsp

Mechanical quality 3 (out of 5) stars.

A6, no better, overall quality 2 out of 5 stars.



 
"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
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<snip>

> > It must be 'double dummy' day today you simpleton.
>
> Here you go. There is your quality car (a4):
>
> http://www.jdpower.com/cc/auto/auto.jsp
>
> Mechanical quality 3 (out of 5) stars.
>
> A6, no better, overall quality 2 out of 5 stars.

Hmm. I note that you didn't mention the overall rating..? surely 4/5 makes
this twice as good as your 2/5 Toyota? ;o)

And they don't even list the car you're actually dissing (the TT)

H1K


 

"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
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> Here you go. There is your quality car (a4):
>
> http://www.jdpower.com/cc/auto/auto.jsp
>
> Mechanical quality 3 (out of 5) stars.
>
> A6, no better, overall quality 2 out of 5 stars.
>
>
>

You dumbass ****splash, can you not read the car in question is a TT, not an
A4?

Go blow your ****ing dad you cocknocker.

Yet another 'knocker' who just never got past thinking about being able to
afford a quality car, yet just blast all the ones he cant afford.

hehehehehehe - tramp.


 
>
> You dumbass ****splash, can you not read the car in question is a TT, not
an
> A4?
>
> Go blow your ****ing dad you cocknocker.
>
> Yet another 'knocker' who just never got past thinking about being able to
> afford a quality car, yet just blast all the ones he cant afford.
>
> hehehehehehe - tramp.

First of all, the TT is a VW Bug knock off. I will stick to my Lexus SC and
my Toyota 4runner - both are high quality.

Quit being so bitter. Just because you made a mistake and own a piece of
****, doesn't mean we all have to suffer. I understand your vocabulary is
limited, but keep your aggression in your pants.






 

> Hmm. I note that you didn't mention the overall rating..? surely 4/5 makes
> this twice as good as your 2/5 Toyota? ;o)
>
> And they don't even list the car you're actually dissing (the TT)
>
> H1K

None of the Toyotas I own have a 2/5 on any quality. This is on both the
2003 4 runner and the 2003 sc430 (Lexus).


 

"Dan J.S." <me@hyperx.com> wrote in message
news:vjq8nqrcb60p2b@news.supernews.com...
> >
> > You dumbass ****splash, can you not read the car in question is a TT,
not
> an
> > A4?
> >
> > Go blow your ****ing dad you cocknocker.
> >
> > Yet another 'knocker' who just never got past thinking about being able
to
> > afford a quality car, yet just blast all the ones he cant afford.
> >
> > hehehehehehe - tramp.
>
> First of all, the TT is a VW Bug knock off. I will stick to my Lexus SC
and
> my Toyota 4runner - both are high quality.
>
> Quit being so bitter. Just because you made a mistake and own a piece of
> ****, doesn't mean we all have to suffer. I understand your vocabulary is
> limited, but keep your aggression in your pants.
>
>
>
>
>
>

I own several cars, inc a MB,Audi & a Porsche - ****


 
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