[Beast o Bodmin]

Are you ****ed?

:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi

 

[Jono28]

What colour is the best for a series 2a

 

[tacr2man]

Its personal preference , just about anything other than pink JMHO
This particular Forum is probably not the ideal one for the type of questions you are asking , unless you are a bit of a masochist .

 

[Sirus]

Someone mention Pink????

 

[Heavy Breather]

For Green Shampoo...yes it is

Have you tried that minty geen source shampoo FFS don't use it on yer knackers

 

[nathan5346]

Have you tried that minty geen source shampoo FFS don't use it on yer knackers

is that the t-tree?

 

[Heavy Breather]

:laugh::bounce::bounce:

is that the t-tree?

thats the one, is it hot or freezing cold? i can't decide?

 

[fleck]

hot or cold, it is bloody unnatural! just a thought, why are you washing your knackers with shampoo?

 

[Heavy Breather]

hot or cold, it is bloody unnatural! just a thought, why are you washing your knackers with shampoo?

They've got hair on!!! anyway thought it might be nice

 

[fleck]

so was it?

 

[Heavy Breather]

so was it?

Its one of those things you need to try yourself, and everyone should

 

[fleck]

hmmmm.... perhaps.

 

[wiltshire landyman]

:brick::frusty:

What colour is the best for a series 2a

 

[spuddog]

:brick::frusty:

Quite.

If you've been following things you will already know that the answer is Green

 

[Jono28]

wots better, a swb or lwb for everyday use and occasionly greenlanin ?

 

[storm99]

wots better, a swb or lwb for everyday use and occasionly greenlanin ?

Well obviously it depends on how acute the corners are in the lanes, a swb will go around very very very tight bends whereas the lwb will get stuck and will have to be airlifted out by 5 helicopters, one at each corner and one attached to the snorkel to allow oxygen to be pumped to your brain as it is severely lacking.

The only benefit of a lwb is that the rear end arrives slightly after the rear end of a swb thereby giving passengers the feeling of a longer journey in a wonderfully comfortable environment.

As i am sure you are aware only green land rovers may use greenlanes.

Whilst we are on the subject....if it takes 2 men a week to walk a fortnight, how many currants in a barrel of lard?

 

[DEF49]

I"m losing the will to live!!!!

 

[storm99]

I"m losing the will to live!!!!

Theres plenty more sheep in the barn. be lucky.

 

[fanatic]

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep sadly no hunter wellies-safe sex, don't want to be kicked ion the bollocks

 

[spuddog]

Defender 110 has a 0-60mph of 10 seconds (I know).
Defender 90 has a 0-60mph of 9.5 seconds (I still know).

In a race they both set off at the same time from a standing start at maximum acceleration.

They both reach 60mph at 400 yards but which one gets there first ?