[*minty*]

300 miles away at a guess, will have to admire each other from afar?

 

[jimbot90]

no that news papers

 

[jimbot90]

ya could av txt sex

 

[ratty]

no that news papers

nah. They's black n white and red all over.

 

[jimbot90]

mmm true

 

[gotoneatlast]

300 miles away at a guess, will have to admire each other from afar?

is that all,
well i don't mind travelling to mmmm...let me think, hows about:scratching_chin: norf wales i'm going there in may, that might be past yer, i'll wave on the way.
waddabout...?..melton mowbray i know the way there, or milton keynes even!

 

[Pikey]

I'm already oop Norf.. and anyway yu suffern poofs int no good to a proper norfern Gal..

 

[gotoneatlast]

i've been to watch ice hockey in hull,...
and to alton towers.

 

[gotoneatlast]

.. and anyway yu suffern poofs int no good to a proper norfern Gal..

and sooty faced, trophy bitter, double diamond drinking, string belt, whooping coff, baccy tin, pigeon racing northerners are?

 

[ratty]

OI. Gotoneatlast. I think you have a twin. One of you has posted the same post twice.

 

[gotoneatlast]

no not me it was the real ming!

 

[ratty]

no not me it was the real ming!

Just cos it was done by an air head it don't mean it was ming.

 

[gotoneatlast]

i have evidonce

 

[ratty]

i have evidonce

This I gotta see.

 

[ratty]

FFS. Thats mrs Mings sister......Gurt-rude

 

[gotoneatlast]

thats what he wants you to believe,
down in that dungeon,
any semblance of a nuclear family ruse soon dissolves.
i have seen the truth,
an it wears nipple tassles.

 

[ratty]

thats what he wants you to believe,
down in that dungeon,
any semblance of a nuclear family ruse soon dissolves.
i have seen the truth,
an it wears nipple tassles.

Were you made to wear em too?

 

[gotoneatlast]

:hysterically_laughi :hysterically_laughi :hysterically_laughi
here we go again!

 

[ratty]

:hysterically_laughi :hysterically_laughi :hysterically_laughi
here we go again!

snigger

 

[gotoneatlast]

Were you made to wear em too?

no he made me watch a sort of burlesque caberet he was starring in, and forcibly insisted i pretend i was a grateful punter, appreciative and appluading his can can(which he also sang acapella), and i had to let him sit on my lap and buy him drinks all night, and pay him compliments.
If i didn't comply he said that he'd shapeshift me into a suppository and put me to work for alternative private amusement:faint2: