[The Mad Hat Man]

there's nothing wrong with scotchblocks (insulation displacement connectors), provided they are used correctly.
i.e. with the correct size of wire, crimped correctly and in applications not subject to extremes of temperature, humidity, water or dirt.

the whole telecommunications network runs on em after all!

duz that sound like a land rover?

i rest my case ya onna!

ps - yu forgot vibration, Trewy

 

[ratty]

dont you mean sexist?

BOLLOX TO SEXIST.

If your're a woman and drive a landrover you are an honorary bloke.

please note this only applies while driving or working on it.As soon as you have finished doing either of the above...............Feck off back in the kitchen where you belong.

 

[ratty]

there's nothing wrong with scotchblocks (insulation displacement connectors), provided they are used correctly.
i.e. with the correct size of wire, crimped correctly and in applications not subject to extremes of temperature, humidity, water or dirt.

the whole telecommunications network runs on em after all!

When wuz the last time the telecommunications network drove down the road?????

I rest my case.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

borrowed time, Ratty - you are living on borrowed time!!!





sod yo Doris.






















I am talking HB

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

When wuz the last time the telecommunications network drove down the road?????

I rest my case.

echo?

 

[ratty]

borrowed time, Ratty - you are living on borrowed time!!!





sod yo Doris.






















I am talking HB

If mondo is driving I am safe. He'll break the landy before it gets to me.









wot do ya mean she's driving........?????

 

[Trewey]

borrowed time, Ratty - you are living on borrowed time!!!
sod yo Doris.
I am talking HB

iss OK - HB's busy in the kitchen, mekin Yaarkshire puddins!

 

[ratty]

echo?

snigger




























pssssssst- has she gone yet?

 

[metallicachick86]

BOLLOX TO SEXIST.

If your're a woman and drive a landrover you are an honorary bloke.

please note this only applies while driving or working on it.As soon as you have finished doing either of the above...............Feck off back in the kitchen where you belong.

Well, i drive it, tom fixes it. wont be doin either in about 6 months for about 1 month as little'uns on its way, soon as its out, its goin in car seat and coming off road with us!!!!!

 

[Trewey]

oooo!
congratchewlashuns!

 

[ratty]

yeah congrats.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

condolensces - yu wont be able to enjoy yoself anymore fur the next 25 years

 

[ratty]

condolensces - yu wont be able to enjoy yoself anymore fur the next 25 years

always the optimist eh MHM?

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

yeah - yu want me to tell ya the BAD news?

 

[metallicachick86]

tah, it's gonna get brought up proper, landys and metal

 

[ratty]

yeah - yu want me to tell ya the BAD news?

I can guess.........


Yer missus is gonna chop me into bits wiv a meat cleaver cos I dint leave you in the puddle yesturday?????

is it close?

 

[ratty]

tah, it's gonna get brought up proper, landys and metal

I rekon you oughta give it a few years before you start the piercings and putting gromets in its ears.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

nope

 

[ratty]

nope

hb is sat outside me front door wiv a big shotgun????

 

[metallicachick86]

hb is sat outside me front door wiv a big shotgun????

shogun* (aaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!)