Why hello there my dear. Reet then thats enough of the small talk lets get down the pub.
 
Yes, I know where Selby is, (been past the turn off at work on the M62) but never been through it, I've heard of the Selby train crash, that guy had a Defender, didn't he? I could be wrong

Did ya know the stars and stripes comes from Selby? Old Geo Washington's relatives were from Selby and their coat of arms included stars and stripes an he pinched it and used it as a base fer the merkin flag. That point alone is a good enough reason to raze the place to the the ground.
 
Feck your going allout on this one Grunt. anyhow it's better than ur usual line of. "This doorway'll do"
 
Did ya know the stars and stripes comes from Selby? Old Geo Washington's relatives were from Selby and their coat of arms included stars and stripes an he pinched it and used it as a base fer the merkin flag. That point alone is a good enough reason to raze the place to the the ground.

Can't say that I have, but I'm not originally from North Yorkshire
 
This is maybe cause I don't have a GOOD sense of humour, but I don't know where this is going

The last bit is from American werewolf in London but it should be moors not street. but there int much moors in Harrogate
 

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