[kingal1970]

Hi
Could someone help me and tell me whay i cannot post in the for sale area? it just says i either have insufficient priveledges or need to register or something similar. I want to advertise my rangie and a 4wd childs lightweight that i made - any help would be appreciated - thanks in advance

 

[johnlad]

you aint contributed enough as a member yet,

 

[storm99]

You have to have more than 6 posts before you can peddle your poo here. We peddle a lot of poo for people with more than 6 posts.

 

[300AJC]

Lovely.

 

[strange_days]

Kind sir, as a mark of respect for the forum elders, it is decreed thus that noobs like yourself must have posted in excess of 50 posts before they are handed the keys to the "for sale" area. This is due in no small part to previous experience, whereupon if controls are not in place we are regularly inundated with great swathes of unsolicited spam, from turkeys like thyself.
If you are planning to join us and offer yourself as a willing receiver of perverted banter and lustful landy talk, then pray do so and shortly shalt thou be granted leave to peddle thy wares
If however, you are merely here to misappropriate the resources of landyzone, then hell and damnation be upon thy very soul. I commend thee to Satan!

 

[300AJC]

Kind sir, as a mark of respect for the forum elders, it is decreed thus that noobs like yourself must have posted in excess of 50 posts before they are handed the keys to the "for sale" area. This is due in no no small part to previous experience, whereupon if controls are not in place we are regularly inundated with great swathes of unsolicited spam, from turkeys like thyself.
If you are planning to join us and offer yourself as a willing receiver of perverted banter and lustful landy talk, then pray do so and shortly shalt thou be granted leave to peddle thy wares
If however, you are merely here to misappropriate the resources of landyzone, then hell and damnation be upon thy very soul. I commend thee to Satan!

As I said, lovely!:nospamhere:

 

[kingal1970]

OK i get it now and thats fair enough - there are enough numpties who spoil the forums and other public internet for sale auctions (we all know the one) and you dont want this one ruined too - i can understand that - many thanks for the quick replies

 

[kingal1970]

oh and by the way - dont appreciate being called a turkey - wasnt called for was just looking for help mr stange days

 

[Optimus Prime]

oh and by the way - dont appreciate being called a turkey - wasnt called for was just looking for help mr stange days

in all honesty, that is one of the kinder things I have heard people called on here.

 

[wiltshire landyman]

oh and by the way - dont appreciate being called a turkey - wasnt called for was just looking for help mr stange days

your lucky storm went easy on ya..a turkey is fookin polite pls dont be another dummy spittin noobie:baby:

 

[Paul D]

oh and by the way - dont appreciate being called a turkey - wasnt called for was just looking for help mr stange days

O M F G .. I seriously doubt you'll fit in here anyway then .. bye!!

 

[kingal1970]

and i thought landrover owners were an ok bunch - went to the LRO shows a few times a few years ago - obviously not then or have i just found the t**ttish ones or have they become t**ts in recent years - got a bit of help the other day off here and I was very grateful - and now full of knobs - what happened there then???

 

[wiltshire landyman]

and i thought landrover owners were an ok bunch - went to the LRO shows a few times a few years ago - obviously not then or have i just found the t**ttish ones or have they become t**ts in recent years - got a bit of help the other day off here and I was very grateful - and now full of knobs - what happened there then???

another knob joined:baby:

 

[johnlad]

and i thought landrover owners were an ok bunch - went to the LRO shows a few times a few years ago - obviously not then or have i just found the t**ttish ones or have they become t**ts in recent years - got a bit of help the other day off here and I was very grateful - and now full of knobs - what happened there then???

how could all land rover owners be ok, when your one of them

 

[Paul D]

Strange days gave you a great answer in a tongue in cheek manner, humorously, poetically, eloquently and with, as most of the forum is, an amount of banter. If you can't see that then, seriously, just **** off and don't bother, 'cos you'll really dislike it here, whatever anyone says or however anyone helps you.

There will always be someone who'll have a minor dig .. not to insult but to inject some humour, have some banter, bring a laugh to someone who is likely a bit ****ed off 'cos they're having to ask for help with what's wrong with their Landrover. That's what we do.

What you will find, also, is that you will get the answer, you will get help and you will get assistance 'in the field' if it's needed. Even if that help or answer wasn't what you were actually looking for or how you wanted to receive it. Don't forget, you're trying to join an established community of Landrover nuts, nuts being the operative word for most of us, and as such, it's YOU that has to fit in, not us to accommodate you. If you stay you'll be welcome, if you go you won't be missed.

Your choice, obviously, but it's not our loss if you leave.

 

[thought it was mine!]

kingal1970 chill run with the banter it comes with the territory on her there again get your wife to post women don't get so much stick just the occasional "picture of your jug's for the answer"

 

[Grimmer]

Strange days gave you a great answer in a tongue in cheek manner, humorously, poetically, eloquently and with, as most of the forum is, an amount of banter. If you can't see that then, seriously, just **** off and don't bother, 'cos you'll really dislike it here, whatever anyone says or however anyone helps you.

There will always be someone who'll have a minor dig .. not to insult but to inject some humour, have some banter, bring a laugh to someone who is likely a bit ****ed off 'cos they're having to ask for help with what's wrong with their Landrover. That's what we do.

What you will find, also, is that you will get the answer, you will get help and you will get assistance 'in the field' if it's needed. Even if that help or answer wasn't what you were actually looking for or how you wanted to receive it. Don't forget, you're trying to join an established community of Landrover nuts, nuts being the operative word for most of us, and as such, it's YOU that has to fit in, not us to accommodate you. If you stay you'll be welcome, if you go you won't be missed.

Your choice, obviously, but it's not our loss if you leave.

I couldn't agree more, you have all been VERY easy on the OP, and he should think himself
lucky he was only trying to unload his tat and didn't ask a"What size tyre" question

 

[livers]

I couldn't agree more, you have all been VERY easy on the OP, and he should think himself
lucky he was only trying to unload his tat and didn't ask a"What size tyre" question

What size tyre was he selling and will it fit my tat

 

[strange_days]

and i thought landrover owners were an ok bunch - went to the LRO shows a few times a few years ago - obviously not then or have i just found the t**ttish ones or have they become t**ts in recent years - got a bit of help the other day off here and I was very grateful - and now full of knobs - what happened there then???

You threw your toys out the pram, that's what happened. As initiatioins go this was lightweight, suggest you give as good as you get and enjoy the forum, else fook off

 

[Bump]

and i thought landrover owners were an ok bunch - went to the LRO shows a few times a few years ago - obviously not then or have i just found the t**ttish ones or have they become t**ts in recent years - got a bit of help the other day off here and I was very grateful - and now full of knobs - what happened there then???

Just because someone has a particular interest in the same make of a vehicle does not make them instantly a nice friendly, helpful person. A lot of footballers own r/r's and they are a bunch of tossers.

What you have here is an excellent community, a good lot of banter, excellent socials all over the country organised by members and the best support network you will ever find - no matter where you are in the country (and even outside the UK) if you break down and post on here for help you will get it, people will go out of there way to help.

You take the rough with the smooth and get involved.