[steve bain]

so i bought a 90. my friend said they are good. i collected it yesterday. it has a fresh coat of paint so looks pretty. i have ordered a 2 inch lift kit, a winch, a roof rack, bucket seats with harnesses, a snorkel, diff guards and some big wheels. is there anything else i need to go off roading? i think i may buy an external cage as i'm woried about scratching my paint.

 

[storm99]

Yes, a brain. Still...as long as your paint doesnt get scratched....and yer arse is comfy...ffs :doh:

 

[steve bain]

what do you mean? i just want mine to look like the cool ones. don't want to look like i don't know what i'm doing. do i?

 

[gcoo8154]

i started with a standard defender offroad it to find out what you need next keep going like that you may never need some stuff you mentioned

 

[storm99]

what do you mean? i just want mine to look like the cool ones. don't want to look like i don't know what i'm doing. do i?

Can i guess? 19-23, short hair, 1 tattoo, live at home, office job, 1-3 sexual experiences, middle child, 2nd vehicle, latent homosexual.

 

[steve bain]

actually i have 2 tatoos and smoke cigarettes.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

Ouch!

op2:

 

[fanatic]

so i bought a 90. my friend said they are good. i collected it yesterday. it has a fresh coat of paint so looks pretty. i have ordered a 2 inch lift kit, a winch, a roof rack, bucket seats with harnesses, a snorkel, diff guards and some big wheels. is there anything else i need to go off roading? i think i may buy an external cage as i'm woried about scratching my paint.

snigger

 

[Pikey]

All the gear no idea, Personified then???

 

[thainy]

steve mate im as good as new to this aswell. i got a 11 and stuck a load of toys on it and yes, everyone wants thiers to look 'cool'. big tyres and shiney snorkel. i can tell u the basics and if you get any good advice let me know.

what is it you want to know? ill see if iu can help

 

[storm99]

Ouch!

op2:

It had to be done...ffs ..never seen such a blatant attempt to (dis) prove his manhood!!!

Big wheels...yeah right!

 

[steve bain]

ah christ! i feel bad. people are trying to help me. (sorry thainy and gcoo8154) the rest of you are arseholes!

i only wanted some advice.
:doh:

:beer2:

 

[kwhajh]

Wading Kit but off roading and good paint job dont go well together chap. Would loved to have had your dosh for all the extras when I bought my bus.
PS. Just ignore any comments you dont deem to be worth while

 

[storm99]

ah christ! i feel bad. people are trying to help me. (sorry thainy and gcoo8154) the rest of you are arseholes!

i only wanted some advice.
:doh:

:beer2:

Strange, but not unexpected choice of words. still, look after your 'pretty' land rover.

 

[Pikey]

ah christ! i feel bad. people are trying to help me. (sorry thainy and gcoo8154) the rest of you are arseholes!

i only wanted some advice.
:doh:

:beer2:

you need to register at www.landies4chavs.co.uk they'll be right up your street.

 

[thainy]

steve and kwhajh, where u both from?

 

[steve bain]

kwhajh your making me feel even worse now!

i feel too bad. i was bored. i've been off roading for years, have a 1986 200tdi 90 with the nearest 'trick bit' being the waffle boards and the jate rings!

i'm sorry. i feel awful

 

[thainy]

this is a landrover site, dont ask for advice, you will get slagged to the ground just before nobody helps you mate

 

[steve bain]

devon mate

 

[fanatic]

ah christ! i feel bad. people are trying to help me. (sorry thainy and gcoo8154) the rest of you are arseholes!

i only wanted some advice.
:doh:

:beer2:

It's called humour-either take it as banter or you can go get the **** mags out and toss yourself off:banplease: