What's the correct etiquette when replying to...

someone who's just called your Land Rover a "Jeep"? :mad2:

I just wasn't expecting it when it happened...

surprised you noticed

I find a sharp poke in the eye quite effective.

completely blank them and presume they must be talking to someone else.

Disown them if family.... Lace there next drink with laxative if freinds.. Simples

Ignore them clearly cant be talking to you as you have a far superior 4x4 or poke him in eyes like he said

Kick to the groin Krav Maga style

When I was working in a school in Bradford one of the parents had parked illegally on the pavement. I reversed my motor to within a couple of inch making it impossible for him to go anywhere. When he came in and asked who owned the Jeep I honestly said I didn't know because I didn't own a Jeep. One parking ticket for a furious parent later I relented.

Some great replies here!

Hood them and kill their first born in front of their family.

Take a **** on their bonnet ?

Ejaculate into their heater fan...

Put a pound of pig liver in their battery box...

Ring PC Plod and tell them they"re moving 1kg of green about.

Dagger in the clitoris?
Blow to the head using a blunt instrument?

I just sigh, correct them initially. And should they repeat offend. I get nasty, upset and offended. Then, I offer them a neck tourniquet.

One of my mates used to call mine a jeep, just to wind me up, until I started calling his 1955 Cadillac "that old Chevy thing".