RR Anthem?

Wishin', and hopin' ...

With a few tweaks to the words
You cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look, could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not touch (don't touch)
I want to own you, but my senses tell me to stop
I want to have you but I want it too much (too much)
I want to drive you but you're just like venomous poison
You're poison, running through my vein
You're poison
I don't want to break these chains
Your oils, so hot
Your web, I'm caught
Your sills, so wet
My face, all sweat
I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (and pins)
You want to hurt me just to hear me screaming in pain
.Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (deep in)
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On the day you buy it, just a fraction after you hand over the money as full payment you hear this song in the back of your mind, the wailing voice of John C Fogarty......."I see a bad moon rising, I see trouble on the way".........

'There may be trouble ahead ...

Always look on the bright side of life

Unbreak my Car

Don't fookin dare say spr**gs ya mofo!!!!

I had this in my head when I read the original post.

My personal fave......

Another one worthy of a little word tweaking...

gold rover said:

With a few tweaks to the words
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change the rest at your leisure

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I think Alice Cooper's "Gail" is probably closer for some members on here.

EntropyUK said:

I had this in my head when I read the original post.

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I was going to suggest Madeness and "I like driving in my car" but I think you've already hit the winner!

davidsmith1307 said:

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Blimey. Not heard King Kurt in a while. Destination Zulu-land, come on boys, jump in the van!