Evoque Range Rover? More like Range Sh*t.

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XtrBits

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2013 Evoque, 24000 miles, low mileage. £3k repairs, first it was steering issues, now it is seat issues, lock issues. New it was £48,000. Changing to a GLC43 AMG.
 
Never seen a truer thread title.
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Shouldn't have bought an ejoke in the first place If you had bought a Range Rover , you'd still have expensive repairs but at least you would have he the pleasure of driving a Range Rover, not a ' hide it at the back of the car park and just flash the key ring'. Which happens to be the full model name of the ejoke

@Saint.V8 is gonna love this one ;)
 
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Shouldn't have bought an ejoke in the first place If you had bought a Range Rover , you'd still have expensive repairs but at least you would have he the pleasure of driving a Range Rover, not a ' hide it at the back of the car park and just flash the key ring'. Which happens to be the full model name of the ejoke
Yes, it's OK on the road, but I'd expect more out of a 50k car. My Mercedes 2014 E200 never broke or had issues. The only car that had worst problems is my old Lotus Elan I had in 1994.
 
You're probably saying that because you own a car that is lesser to mine, you probably own a 12 year old Freelander.
Got to love it. You join and first post is how **** the ejoke is. When you realise others also think it is ****. You start arguing how great it is.
This has to be a Summer Saturday fishing trip. I'm wriggling off the hook, enjoy your fishing.
 
Got to love it. You join and first post is how **** the ejoke is. When you realise others also think it is ****. You start arguing how great it is.
This has to be a Summer Saturday fishing trip. I'm wriggling off the hook, enjoy your fishing.
You triggered? Kid, go play Fortnite with your gay friend.
 
You're probably saying that because you own a car that is lesser to mine, you probably own a 12 year old Freelander.
Is that you @Dopey? , re ,my vehicle ownership if you had been on this forum for more than one day you would know what i drive. Re . My post no matter what it says on the bonnet, polished or not the Ejoke is still a turd,probably from your location.;)
 
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