L322 New (to me) broke it already!

Good news: New '06 HSE L322 oil burner on my driveway!
Bad news: LCM woes! Think I may have blown something plugging in trailer lights. 3rd brake LED stays on when car turned off, indicators flash slowly, headlights sporadic.




Still, looks well sat there...

Low Battery?

Have you tried diagnostics to see if you can still connect to the LCM?

Saint.V8 said:

Low Battery?
Have you tried diagnostics to see if you can still connect to the LCM?

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I'm still digesting the backlog of posts about the LCM, low battery now added to my reading list.
No diagnostics yet, I'll clear my weekend....

The L322 is battery level critical....it must be tip top and I mean fecking pukka else they throw a fit....

Saint.V8 said:

The L322 is battery level critical....it must be tip top and I mean fecking pukka else they throw a fit....

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You were indeed correct. Finally bit the bullet and installed a new one. Problem solved. Except I now have what I presume is an ABS/TC sensor blown. The absolute joys...!

Cheers for the advice Saint *thumbs up*

Rob Dublin said:

You were indeed correct. Finally bit the bullet and installed a new one. Problem solved. Except I now have what I presume is an ABS/TC sensor blown. The absolute joys...!

Cheers for the advice Saint *thumbs up*

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What makes you think the ABS sensor is fecked?

Did you do the lock to lock reset after replacing the battery?

Saint.V8 said:

Did you do the lock to lock reset after replacing the battery?

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I probably need to send you a consultation fee at this point. I'll try that this evening and report back.

Rob Dublin said:

I probably need to send you a consultation fee at this point. I'll try that this evening and report back.

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He's a legend. Has a passion for coffee that has passed through the digestion system of a ferret but other than that, he's sound of mind.

Grrrrrr said:

He's a legend. Has a passion for coffee that has passed through the digestion system of a ferret but other than that, he's sound of mind.

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It's leg end and its through a cat, a civet actually

Grrrrrr said:

He's a legend. Has a passion for coffee that has passed through the digestion system of a ferret but other than that, he's sound of mind.

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He also likes cake. He likes to think he looks like this



But it's more like this

gold rover said:

He also likes cake. He likes to think he looks like this

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But it's more like this

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Nah, not big enough and no silver bracelet .

tomcat59alan said:

Nah, not big enough and no silver bracelet .

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It's not a silver bracelet. ... it's a chain from under the front cover that lost.

Some say he has necklace made from valves that lost the battle

ukadamwest said:

It's not a silver bracelet. ... it's a chain from under the front cover that lost.

Some say he has necklace made from valves that lost the battle

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More likely sheared off 300TDi crank bolts.

Grrrrrr said:

He's a legend. Has a passion for coffee that has passed through the digestion system of a ferret but other than that, he's sound of mind.

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Dubious taste aside, L322 back on running order. Thanks All, much appreciated.

Rob Dublin said:

Dubious taste aside, L322 back on running order. Thanks All, much appreciated.

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So what was the issue? Did the lock to lock reset work?

Anyone else have comment on my coffee taste? More than happy to 'chat' and 'realign' your opinion.......

Saint.V8 said:

So what was the issue? Did the lock to lock reset work?

Anyone else have comment on my coffee taste? More than happy to 'chat' and 'realign' your opinion.......

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Guess you've never tasted coffee strained through a Tomcat.

tomcat59alan said:

Guess you've never tasted coffee strained through a Tomcat.

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Whoa!

I think I could stretch to a cup of civet coffee but there are limits!

Saint.V8 said:

So what was the issue? Did the lock to lock reset work?

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Yup, back in action. Thanks a mil.