my freinds birthday

my friend wants to have a birthday meal in a local indian place,
In fact the same one as we all went to last year.
he asked me if I could remember what I had last time.
I told him yes I had the ****s for 3 days.
I ****in hate those dirty ****e holes ? don't you lot.

Nope,

Like a good curry.
Worked in India for a month, ate curry everyday of one sort or another, breakfast . lunch and dinner, sweat stank of curry in the 35 C heat. did not have the craps .

Cheers

urena said:

my friend wants to have a birthday meal in a local indian place,
In fact the same one as we all went to last year.
he asked me if I could remember what I had last time.
I told him yes I had the ****s for 3 days.
I ****in hate those dirty ****e holes ? don't you lot.

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When they're good, they're fookin good, when they're bad, by god it's like the world has fallen out of your arze.

I worked in a few Indian kitchens all but one were immaculate, the one that wasn't was a carry out
& got busted for drugs the cops emptied out all the spices & 3 tubs were full of bags of heroin ffs

We got a curry from the place in the next village the other night ….never again I had a bum like a jap flag the next day !!!

My Mates local indian.

Opening day.... one of the patrons had a piece of chewing gum , so she put on a piece of lettuce on the side salad....obviously did not eat it. Was sent back to the kitchen when they finished their meals

While drinking the coffee , a lady at the next table exclaimed in disgust that she had a piece of something in her lettuce..guess what??

Now that is recycling.

Cheers

Last curry i had gave me the $hits.

Prefer a good Pizza

Henry_b said:

Last curry i had gave me the $hits.

Prefer a good Pizza

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I Had a 12" spicy mince beef with extra green chilli's tonight not on the menu but the lads make it for me, superb

kevstar said:

I Had a 12" spicy mince beef with extra green chilli's tonight not on the menu but the lads make it for me, superb

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Lucky sod..

just finished me Tesco's value thin crust pepperoni

Coz i like to splash out,

Henry_b said:

Lucky sod..

just finished me Tesco's value thin crust pepperoni

Coz i like to splash out,

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I do like the thin crusts tho might go & have another slice....
I think the next time il get him to cut it into 4 slices as I couldn't eat 8

kevstar said:

I do like the thin crusts tho might go & have another slice....
I think the next time il get him to cut it into 4 slices as I couldn't eat 8

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The thin crust is quite small i 'ave had a complete pizza and am still peckish..

Once i find the fookin dog i'll stick another one in the oven

Henry_b said:

The thin crust is quite small i 'ave had a complete pizza and am still peckish..

Once i find the fookin dog i'll stick another one in the oven

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Since this isn't anything goes I will refrain with my first answer lol & I hope you
enjoy the 2nd round

Didn't go for another slice we had spicy chilly oat cakes with a mix of cranberry cheese & smoked ham
washed down with a rum n coke

kevstar said:

Since this isn't anything goes I will refrain with my first answer lol & I hope you
enjoy the 2nd round

Didn't go for another slice we had spicy chilly oat cakes with a mix of cranberry cheese & smoked ham
washed down with a rum n coke

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Hmm Rum & Coke..

Try a Whisky and Lemonade!

Henry_b said:

Hmm Rum & Coke..

Try a Whisky and Lemonade!

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Lemonade NOOOOOOOOooooooooo lol

kevstar said:

Lemonade NOOOOOOOOooooooooo lol

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Has to be good lemonade!

not the value shyte that tastes like ****

whites lemonade is nice!

Henry_b said:

Has to be good lemonade!

not the value shyte that tastes like ****

whites lemonade is nice!

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We got some from aldi today stupid price of 20 odd pence & its very nice I was really surprized

kevstar said:

We got some from aldi today stupid price of 20 odd pence & its very nice I was really surprized

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Ya holding ya nose when drinking it!!

some value stuff is ok, i would advise you stay away from lidil or tescos value lemonade

Henry_b said:

Ya holding ya nose when drinking it!!

some value stuff is ok, i would advise you stay away from lidil or tescos value lemonade

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Don't usually buy cheapo gear but it was for a BBQ & everyone liked it (thank fook) or id be down the coop
robbing gits but its only 100 yards away & open till 11pm

Don't usually buy cheapo stuff eh?

I'll believe you, most wouldn't

On my 2nd pint of whisky and lemonade now..

It ain't too strong, honestly officer

Henry_b said:

Don't usually buy cheapo stuff eh?

I'll believe you, most wouldn't

On my 2nd pint of whisky and lemonade now..

It ain't too strong, honestly officer

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No Cheapo gear here sunny

kevstar said:

No Cheapo gear here sunny

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That is the epitome of good whiskey..

ya lucky sod..