my freinds birthday

urena · Sep 30, 2018

my friend wants to have a birthday meal in a local indian place,
In fact the same one as we all went to last year.
he asked me if I could remember what I had last time.
I told him yes I had the ****s for 3 days.
I ****in hate those dirty ****e holes ? don't you lot.

neilly · Sep 30, 2018

Nope,

Like a good curry.
Worked in India for a month, ate curry everyday of one sort or another, breakfast . lunch and dinner, sweat stank of curry in the 35 C heat. did not have the craps .

Cheers

dieseldog69 · Sep 30, 2018

urena said:
my friend wants to have a birthday meal in a local indian place,
In fact the same one as we all went to last year.
he asked me if I could remember what I had last time.
I told him yes I had the ****s for 3 days.
I ****in hate those dirty ****e holes ? don't you lot.

When they're good, they're fookin good, when they're bad, by god it's like the world has fallen out of your arze.

kevstar · Sep 30, 2018

I worked in a few Indian kitchens all but one were immaculate, the one that wasn't was a carry out
& got busted for drugs the cops emptied out all the spices & 3 tubs were full of bags of heroin ffs

We got a curry from the place in the next village the other night ….never again I had a bum like a jap flag the next day !!!

neilly · Sep 30, 2018

My Mates local indian.

Opening day.... one of the patrons had a piece of chewing gum , so she put on a piece of lettuce on the side salad....obviously did not eat it. Was sent back to the kitchen when they finished their meals

While drinking the coffee , a lady at the next table exclaimed in disgust that she had a piece of something in her lettuce..guess what??

Now that is recycling.

Cheers

Henry_b · Sep 30, 2018

Last curry i had gave me the $hits.

Prefer a good Pizza

kevstar · Sep 30, 2018

Henry_b said:
Last curry i had gave me the $hits.

Prefer a good Pizza

I Had a 12" spicy mince beef with extra green chilli's tonight not on the menu but the lads make it for me, superb

Henry_b · Sep 30, 2018

kevstar said:
I Had a 12" spicy mince beef with extra green chilli's tonight not on the menu but the lads make it for me, superb

Lucky sod..

just finished me Tesco's value thin crust pepperoni

Coz i like to splash out,

kevstar · Sep 30, 2018

Henry_b said:
Lucky sod..

just finished me Tesco's value thin crust pepperoni

Coz i like to splash out,

I do like the thin crusts tho

might go & have another slice....
I think the next time il get him to cut it into 4 slices as I couldn't eat 8

Henry_b · Sep 30, 2018

kevstar said:
I do like the thin crusts tho might go & have another slice....
I think the next time il get him to cut it into 4 slices as I couldn't eat 8

The thin crust is quite small i 'ave had a complete pizza and am still peckish..

Once i find the fookin dog i'll stick another one in the oven

kevstar · Sep 30, 2018

Henry_b said:
The thin crust is quite small i 'ave had a complete pizza and am still peckish..

Once i find the fookin dog i'll stick another one in the oven

Since this isn't anything goes I will refrain with my first answer lol & I hope you
enjoy the 2nd round

Didn't go for another slice we had spicy chilly oat cakes with a mix of cranberry cheese & smoked ham
washed down with a rum n coke

Henry_b · Sep 30, 2018

kevstar said:
Since this isn't anything goes I will refrain with my first answer lol & I hope you
enjoy the 2nd round

Didn't go for another slice we had spicy chilly oat cakes with a mix of cranberry cheese & smoked ham
washed down with a rum n coke

Hmm Rum & Coke..

Try a Whisky and Lemonade!

kevstar · Sep 30, 2018

Henry_b said:
Hmm Rum & Coke..

Try a Whisky and Lemonade!

Lemonade

NOOOOOOOOooooooooo lol

Henry_b · Sep 30, 2018

kevstar said:
Lemonade NOOOOOOOOooooooooo lol

Has to be good lemonade!

not the value shyte that tastes like ****

whites lemonade is nice!

kevstar · Sep 30, 2018

Henry_b said:
Has to be good lemonade!

not the value shyte that tastes like ****

whites lemonade is nice!

We got some from aldi today stupid price of 20 odd pence & its very nice I was really surprized

Henry_b · Sep 30, 2018

kevstar said:
We got some from aldi today stupid price of 20 odd pence & its very nice I was really surprized

Ya holding ya nose when drinking it!!

some value stuff is ok, i would advise you stay away from lidil or tescos value lemonade

kevstar · Sep 30, 2018

Henry_b said:
Ya holding ya nose when drinking it!!

some value stuff is ok, i would advise you stay away from lidil or tescos value lemonade

Don't usually buy cheapo gear but it was for a BBQ & everyone liked it (thank fook) or id be down the coop
robbing gits

but its only 100 yards away & open till 11pm

Henry_b · Sep 30, 2018

Don't usually buy cheapo stuff eh?

I'll believe you, most wouldn't

On my 2nd pint of whisky and lemonade now..

It ain't too strong, honestly officer

kevstar · Sep 30, 2018

Henry_b said:
Don't usually buy cheapo stuff eh?

I'll believe you, most wouldn't

On my 2nd pint of whisky and lemonade now..

It ain't too strong, honestly officer

No Cheapo gear here sunny

Henry_b · Sep 30, 2018

kevstar said:
No Cheapo gear here sunny

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That is the epitome of good whiskey..

ya lucky sod..

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