Mrs Mings dungeon

Yer dont wanna come in ear WHIP . . . . . KER............... RACK ..OW OUCH , NO MORE, PLEASE I BEG YA. . . . . .

are you sure this establisment is discret??.
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ooo! yesssss! whip me! whip me! call me dirty names!

whoa!!! man dat looks painful. do you think you can get that back out ming, it looks a bit far up there!
was it just the two clothes pegs you wanted? ..................................oh and i have the pvc pants wiff de bard wire gusset out side in me motor; am not being seen carryin dem..you'd better send yer boy, cashback, out fer them.
and does mrs ming still want some jamiacan blackpuddin?....she does? well tell her i have a nice length in me pad
right am orf.......dude the bloke's, it is a bloke innit? well whatever it is , it's gone all blue.

Ok Mr Grunt . . .so ya like blowin up things eh,well blow up this yer snifflin tractor boy crack whip !!!stop ya boo,in ,put these thunders on, stop moanin bout the skids they belong ta Ming,right heres ya new pink wig,and yer new gaylander in metalic pink wiv curlin tong mod, whip ///kerwrack!!!,now ya little weasel , ya have ta renounce ya tractor membeship, and every time ya start a thread ya have ta say. . .humm hello campersthud //bonk,now git away ya tonker!!!

Gulp. . .Ming had nofink ta do with grunt torture. . .

and i have the film rights

any takers

bob, bob - hoos Bob? not Jamaican bob, surely

mondo said:

Bob ! yer safe mate!

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He's deed Mond ,got blown up while you was away,keep wiv it. . .

yeah ming blowed him up then framed poor grunt

have yu no faith in our judical service?

The Mad Hat Man said:

have yu no faith in our judical service?

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Smirk. . .

must be based on the amercian system???

no - i think it is based on the American system

is you sure about that? it seems to be based on the americian system

slob said:

is you sure about that? it seems to be based on the americian system

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Smirk. . .

he ming !!! you been fishing lately??

slob said:

he ming !!! you been fishing lately??

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NINE MEMBERS but only six appearing , that makes it pimms O'Clock, , , ,back ta the pub,,,,na ,no fishin, to busy with the bomb squad. . .

I'll forgive Ming for framing me, after all it's the decent thing to do as I've run off with Mrs Ming for a dirty weekend with Floppy and his Missus.