Kernow to Bucks, Berks, Herts or ANYWHERE NEAR ME!!

Any of you lovelies travellin from Pasty Land up towards Bucks? Want Trewy's shocks.

I can get em to Yeovil i think.

Hang on, int Heffs down next week? If they dint fit in his slitty's boot they will probably fit in his slitty booty!!!

Nah, I'll get them in me booty slit Well I fink I's down, but trewy's tekkin the mick outta me for not knowin how far down in kernow yu all are so i might not boffa!

heffalump says ee's cumin ter Kernow, but when I aksed im whereabouts ee sayd "Ilfracombe" FFS!!!

Kernow to Ilfracombe anyone?

FFS tha's not what I said! I said I was goin ter DEVON; inclusive of ilfracombe and lyme regis? and wanted ter go to kernow.

see!
Lyme Regis is in Daarrzettt!

FFS I'm no good at counties.

TheVengefulElephant said:

FFS I'm no good with c'unties.

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OOooooo Heff! That'd be reet handy if yer cud find yer way to Pasty Land!

Is patsy land alreet? lol. Yeah I might be goin down on mon, or poss a week mon. so we'll see. And I've found yer wun o them towbar thingamies, just tryin ter umm.. acuire it.

TheVengefulElephant said:

Is patsy land alreet? lol. Yeah I might be goin down on mon, or poss a week mon. so we'll see. And I've found yer wun o them towbar thingamies, just tryin ter umm.. acuire it.

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Yer a good lad Heff.

Encouraging Pikeyism Miss HB, tut tut......Watch your red dresses dunt disappear when he drops it off

nah its the red lacy pants wot I like the most

Oy OD if yu could get them there shocks ter robint up there, he could bring them ter the bbq.

TheVengefulElephant said:

Oy OD if yu could get them there shocks ter robint up there, he could bring them ter the bbq.

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Sorry Heffs, spoke to Robin on the txt about this, am afraid this part of the LZ courier can't get them to him quick enough for that as he needs em this weekend, but if yer down here next week i can gladly pick em up at Trewey's and give em to yer over a pint, but am sure Trewey would gladly meet us for beer!

What are your plans?

Aye not a prob! Just figured if he could bring them to the BBQ it would be easier. Not sorted them out yet, trying to work out where to go / stay and what to do while I'm there! Anyone from kernow fancy going greenlaning with a passenger? lol.

when is it again? not bin keepin up wi the freds but quite fancy a weekend away!

I work weekends lol, was gunner come down maybe monday thru wednesday.

yu wot?
work?
WORK?

dont be silly - yu is a stoodint!

I has ter have a part time job ter save up fer a landy