How not to go swimming

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4690208.stm

Is that a Gaylander?
Not sure but that's a Defender coming to her rescue.

yeah! we all had a larf at that first time around..might aswell have another giggle at it

aye it was a gaylander all right.
another reason not to buy an automatic eh?

Don't seem to be able to watch the video, clicked on the bit next to it about the biggest cave found in England but it won't show that either, bugger.

ok grunt if i remember correctly from the last time.. wimin parks gaylander,gaylander rolls down hill in to drink,bloke pulls gaylander out wiff defender,bloke porks wumin,wumin says tanks fer getting it out bigboy,bloke goes to pub

Sorry i missed it first time around but it made me smile

But I wanted to see the big cave thing in Derbyshire.

heres one i prepared earlier

Nice cave but i think thats not Derbyshire.
here is one i took before

Obviously a gaylander in there with dodgy headlights.

Use yer flash!

clivees said:

Nice cave but i think thats not Derbyshire.
here is one i took before

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bollocks!! thats not a cave!! it a piccy of my black cat down wur coal cellar

slob said:

bollocks!! thats not a cave!! it a piccy of my black cat down wur coal cellar

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Oh crap
Found out again

aye! ad reckonise wur snowny anywhere

Definitely how not to go swimming... brings to mind the phrase 'does my arselook big in this...'

However... re-reading the text on the beebsite:

"...when she drove her car through a crash barrier into a lake..."

Operative words here, surely are 'she', 'through' and 'lake'

Fair play to the gaylander say I, for making it through the crash barrier - never knew it had it in it. Who was the idiot bought her a car that could do that sort of thing knowing how she drives?

Something tells me I should prepare for immedaite shelling... duck and cover!

Cheers,

Adam.

A few years ago I saw a bloke trying to put a sheet of plasterboard on to the roofrails of his new BMWXnavarotrialtypething outside Wickses, any how you should have seen the performance it was a bit windy and he was putting it on from the downwind side of the vehicle everytime he got it above the roofline the wind took hold of it and blew him and it backwards, me and our Myrtle watched and laughed til it got boring and then buggered off leaving him to struggle.

Anyhow how come someone who has to be inteligent enough to have a job that pays enough money to buy one of these vehicles is so ****ing stupid that he can't even put a sheet of plasterboard on top of it, and if he can't put the plasterboard on the roof of a car what's he going to do with it when he gets home?

And another thing.I still haven't seen the bloody cave!!!!!!!!

GRUNT said:

A few years ago I saw a bloke trying to put a sheet of plasterboard on to the roofrails of his new BMWXnavarotrialtypething outside Wickses,

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Wasn't this guy was it?
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Workshop/Overload.htm