hola from espana

greetings dear friends, just to let you all know that after leaving blighty on friday evening, sailing across one of the seven seas, traversed france, met up with slob(that was an experience) drove across the width of spain and arrived 1500 miles later and the old disco never skipped a beat

mm! the french police have been following a mysterious oil trail all the way from the ferry port and heading for the frontier with spain.. they have said that they hope to find a crock of gold at the end of it..

old disco never skipped a beat

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I bet the ticker did when you met Slob.

Do they have computers in Spain? I thought they still wore armour and lived in mud huts.

GRUNT said:

I bet the ticker did when you met Slob.

Do they have computers in Spain? I thought they still wore armour and lived in mud huts.

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i can tel you grunter old lad, it was definately an experience i´ll not forget in a hurry

ah see he dunt mention me coming to his rescue armed wiff ep90 and a rat**** ....or my daughter teaching him all about diddl.

aye very true, i must say, as my rear diff casing has a slight leak and i was a tad worried abouty running the diff dry, my good friend slobbo and the junior slobs came to meet me with a gallon of ep90 and a ratchet to assist me, he then forced me to spend 20 euros on a feckin filler thingy, sat and watched me get filthy in me best holiday togs, laughed as the doris bollocked me for getting oil on me best holiday togs, then forced me to listen as the mini slobette made my ears bleed by gabbling on in a language that can only be described as glaswegien french about some feckin mouse with massive feet, oh and then he forced a bottle of french paint stripper/laxitive on me

Intresting... have fun...

nice one maniac, ffs dont get too exited will yer

best holiday togs?? i thought you got changed into some old work clothes .and it wint paint stripper its to clean the rust orf yer diff cover so the chewing gum will stick better next time.

ffs that wasnt chewing gum, i told you it was blue tac

It was all I could type in the fit of laughter I was in.

I can just picture you, in a sombrero and dodgey hawian shirt and flip flops, stinking of diff oil...

So where you staying in Spain, I know a good garage in Marbella for your diff oil needs!

nah mate, higher up than that, we are just outside of cartagena, with the outlaws, i might add

yella disco said:

ffs that wasnt chewing gum, i told you it was blue tac

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you was chewing blu-tac? ewwww!

oh the outlaws! So you will probaly find time to give the Disco a service I would imagine...

Aye, its not nice chewing that blue-tac stuff...

discomania said:

It was all I could type in the fit of laughter I was in.

I can just picture you, in a sombrero and dodgey hawian shirt and flip flops, stinking of diff oil...

So where you staying in Spain, I know a good garage in Marbella for your diff oil needs!

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he dunt need diff oil , he rans orf wiff all mine.. fookin brand new 5 litres of really expensive stuff from the landy main stealer. 18euros a litre

ffs dont try that old coffee house trick, i offered to pay for it or even give it you back, but oh no, you insisted i kept it

WHAT, 18euros a litre? you nuts... I can get u a barrel for £140!

yella disco said:

you insisted i kept it

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5litres

Was it that bad a leak slob?

****! g w bush had sent in delta force to secure the perimeter and there is an armed convoy blocking off the center lane all the way down to spain. i hear france is now the 3rd largest exporter of oil , and its all thanks to yella..

p.s dunt tell him but it wur cheap stuff from the tractor shop 2euros50 fer a bucket load.