Hello from across the pond (Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)

Leaving site.

:doh: not another fooker

:welcome2:

your name isnt Major Joseph Serowik, it's fooking just plain old Joseph Serowik !

no one gives a toss if your a sir or a lady here, the major bit means fook all

hi btw

****! Hey everyone were about to go to war with Kuwait Tis amazing what you kin learn here.......



oh......and........:welcome2:

jj86gn said:

I guess I need to start with introductions.

Name is Major Joseph Serowik, but I go by J.J. and you can guess I'm in the US Army. I'm really interested in importing an ex-mod Defender 90 into the USA and figured I start here to get advice and hopefully contacts in the UK to help me with my project. Did my tour in Iraq back in 05-06 where I got to see some Defenders in action and at that point decided I needed an ex-mod defender.

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Well major SIR do a fecking search on goggle about importing a defender!
type in SIR( importing a land rover defender into the United States) SIR
Should answer all your questions.

It took a recon to figure you is army but could of been Air Force or Marines. Just love officers they think there **** don't stink. But it is the enlisted that make you boys look good.
Me retired enlisted Retired longer than you been in
But another Yank. Yeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaa and :welcome2:
So get ready to catch alot of **** Cause you'll be getting it:hysterically_laughiAnd I don't have to worry about the stockade

Ask a stupid question--- anyhow you might have told the Major if any are around for sale.
Major WHAT?

well that didnt last long i was expecting return fire

welcome Major tiz a pleasure to meet and greet with another of the master race race from across the pond

Well, what a British sterling welcome you've received Major! These warm and fuzzy critters at the LZ are really quite adorable once you've grown accustomed to them.

There are many deep thinkers here (I ain't one of them) but it's my guess the surly attitude comes from the fact that they are a bit miffed at themselves for having to rely on their inbred cousins, the Yanks, to haul their arses from the fire more than once.

Not to mention loosing the little tiff we had way back when.

Stay frosty, let it slide off you like water on a ducks back, give as you get, and:welcome2: There is not a better place on the interwebz for Landy info.

:mil79: :welcome2:

yea we just love the way the yanks go about getting us out of the fire by shooting us. thers a lot of greatfull brits happy about being sent home from wars early because of a yank bullet

thought it was mine! said:

yea we just love the way the yanks go about getting us out of the fire by shooting us. thers a lot of greatfull brits happy about being sent home from wars early because of a yank bullet

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Well, it just proves one of the laws of combat...friendly fire isn't.

lol

:welcome2:Major Yank, I think

What happened, where did he go? Must of took cover from friendly fire:mil80::mil36::mil79:

Or couldn't take the insubordination from the enlisted rank

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West Slope Rover said:

Stay frosty, let it slide off you like water on a ducks back, give as you get, and:welcome2: There is not a better place on the interwebz for Landy info.

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No need to get the coppers involved anorl :doh:

http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/f7/advice-buying-ex-military-defender-90-a-126875.html

Have a read on here....

your not the first to desire such a piece of......engineering....

but you need to be aware of what to look for.....

oh yeah, by the way :welcome2:

:scratching_chin: why is it that our yanks are all hiding their locations with funny comments or vague misdirection? Bit like using human shields neh?

Joe, :welcome2: and as already advised, don't take it personally but also don't expect special treatment and you'll be fine. So what did you particularly liked about the MOD '90s?

rasheed said:

:scratching_chin: why is it that our yanks are all hiding their locations with funny comments or vague misdirection? Bit like using human shields neh?

Joe, :welcome2: and as already advised, don't take it personally but also don't expect special treatment and you'll be fine. So what did you particularly liked about the MOD '90s?

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