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Early L322 johnson rods

Discussion in 'Range Rover' started by lukecrf, Dec 11, 2016.

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  1. lukecrf

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    Good afternoon all, I've got a 2003 l322 petrol. Have been looking around for Johnson rods or similar for a while but I've only managed to find 2005 onwards. Are they available for pre 05? Thanks
     
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    Saint.V8 Dyed-in-the-wool 100% RR Junkie

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    I may well be being a total dullard but what the feck are they?.
     
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    Aren't those for Americans with limp dicks :eek:

    Oh wait, you mean con-rods right.....right:oops::D

    Edit (courtesy a' La Google).....they are uprated EAS height sensors, for dudes wishing to rise to the occasion, not toooo far removed from my initial guess, mooohahah!
    Linky >>>>>>http://johnsonrods.com/
     
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    @Saint.V8 Can't believe I know something you don't about 4x4s :p
    Don't know why the OP would want them for the L322 though?!
    http://johnsonrods.com
     
  5. holidaychicken

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    So are they for making the suspension higher ?
    If they are then tricking the Allcomms EAS calibration is easier isn't it ?
     
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    I would have thought so, considering you can set it to any height from 'on the ground @$$h○le' to 'reach for the sky m○ther¿#cker'. Also considering my fatassed girl wallows on the jiggly piggly, back roads, around me at normal ride height, I would dread to think what they would do with johnson rods on.
     
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    Are johnson rods what you need when viagra doesnt work anymore... just wondering:(
     
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    Write your own gags HC, or i'll set the goats on you......:D
     
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    Do apologise, i didn't see you had made the connection, great minds think ......oh crap:eek:
     
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    Are you talking to yourself Andy?
     
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    I was concerned my mind was working like @myfirstl322, who quite often seems happy to talk to himself.
    Anyway, isn't sitting in a corner rocking backwards and forwards and muttering to yourself about damn Range Rover torque converter , air suspension, battery draining vanos units, I'll show you who is in charge, around here, sitting on my drive staring at me will you, you just wait and see ....:mad::mad:o_O
    What was the question ?
     
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    Oddly enough I understand ALL of that, so I think , as it is pre-1200hrs, we both need a nice cup of coffee. :)

    Forgot to add, I blocked that waste of oxygen within a very short time of it joining the site , which judging by your comment shows I did the right thing :D
     
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    is anyone else bothered about $185 for bent wire and grommets ????
     
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    Well I'm on the Guinness in Pompey, was he sending you PM's, ?
    Waste of rations as you say !;)
     
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    You out playing with the Navy boys? I thought Alan was your one and only true love.
     
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    Never mind that, is anyone even remotely concerned that our wonderful Gold Lady is displaying signs of primrose oil deficiency, she evidently needs a bigger fan, even bigger than HC it seems, is that even possible?
     
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    When Alan's away Andy gets to play !!
    im down at the docks doing favours for sailors !! That's another quote for you.;)
    Matlows are great if you need scran or a lift somewhere wet;)
     
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    You are only jealous, I can play with you too, but you are proper bonkers :):)
     
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    Bring back @Datatek , at least he was a proper grump with a good heart who was worth arguing the toss with,
    Goldie ain't worth a rats fart to me, end of, simples. I out-grew huffiness a longggg time ago.

    Yourself HC, I like,( along with every other rational grown-up on here), nothings changed there, I admire what you've accomplished with your ride and banter with you is always welcome :D

    I do have a penchant for fruit n nut, itz true, sue me ;)
     
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    Now now, what's gone on, I thought we were all one big happy family, disfunctional, deranged, gun toting , moonshine drinking, special uncle avoiding, 4x4 breaking, ****ed up type of family but happy all the same. :)
     
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