4 ltrs of free oil anyone?

as title peeps, i have 4 litres of asdas finest mineral 15w/40 engine oil sat in me garage left over from tdi service 4 weeks ago, car now gone, new car has different oil so if anyone in Gt Yarmouth area wants to pick it up for FREE it will save me a trip to the tip, shame to bin new oil.

pretend your name is BP and make a lego oil rig in your bath....... then blow it up and simulate an oil slick with it