.... just for clarity. The orrible BIL had his benefits removed ages ago under Ian Drunken Smiths term as whatever it was.
He lost all his benefits (dole, Motability etc.) because they video'd him walking on a stick 300+ yds from the Motability...
Got the rear wiper working again, shaft was seized in its tube. There looks to be some sort of plastic liner in it that had expanded so ran a slightly bigger drill through it. Nice and free now with wiper whizzing back and fore.
Only issue to...
Morning all, raining hard, cold and dull here. Everyone says Devon is green, don’t they? Well I guess it’s got to come from somewhere. And anyway, the sound of falling water is a great help in beating the psychological block in the water closet!
Had a work colleague (really beautiful lady) called Emma.
Sadly her surname was Swallows, so she was doomed whatever christian name she was given.
But you do wonder about Mr & Mrs Licker and them calling their son Richard.
Morning all,
A bit of a gloomy morning but the birds are singing fit to burst. My brother's coming down from the Frozen North (Stoke) a bit later and it's forecast to warm up so I'll lie here until the Hovelette Manageress brings up the first...
... classic today :D
Wife is up at her mothers doing all the usual cleaning/tidying etc. when the old gal asks her "Do you like living alone?".
Wife says.."I don't live alone Mum, I live with Dan".
Cue a total blank look from the old gal as...