Yernow----------------!!! Just lately,only just lately fukez keep pullin out on me when i'm almost on top of em,they must be fukkin mad.

Some twot ed rammed me up the anus 2 weeks ago.
Bent all his bumper,wing,lights,indicator fell out,headlamp fookt.

I got a small indent on me previous melandee on the lower bumper,FUKKIN SOLID TANK Heh HEh he he he he YOWWW!!!!

He said sorry (fukin chortle chortle) i had a job to keep a straight face Phnaar Phnaar!!!!!

So i said we'll have to put it through insurance jokingly.

HE SAID OK!!!!!! Har Har.
I held his arm and said "look mate you got about a thousand pounds worth of damage there"" " I got about £1.50 (tin o touch up)

So i suggest lets just forget about it.

He smiled from Lands End to John o Groats.

MORAL dont fuck with landies

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nice one ha ha ha i like the look on peoples faces when your going towards them on narrow roads or car parks he he he shite themselves

They been doing that to me recently as well. Some of them are VERY lucky I drive slowly nowadays.

I was amazed the other day to have a small car pull out of a parking lane on a fast A road, I was doing 60 in me Disco, if you saw my Disco you would understand the amazement I had at the stupidity factor of that driver in the small hatchback, insane, my Disco is painted in Camo and has a full external cage, looks rough as fook and certainly not something you would want in your car with you !!! Some people just have no idea........

went to sunny scunny today just outside corus where i work some dimler pulled out in his little red escort van i slammed my anchors on shock on his face this is gonna hurt but what he hadnt seen coming in the other direction was a infierior 4x4 a shogun bearing down on him as well the women was screaming at him he a very lucky idiot

There you go then - I expect you blended into the background...