Disco Buying advice!

Just wondering what's the maximum dick length needed to own a disco? I've heard the average is 3" but confused as the dealership state 2.5"?

Coming from a Freelander I obviously don't have anything to prove and my dick is so massive no one will sell me a disco.

Hoping someone on here could sell me one, I can crouch a little and wear a bald wig if it helps. I even promise to drive the freelander during the day and keep the disco hidden in the garage so's not to upset other disco owners with later stages of small man syndrome, although Im not prepared to get the length of my penis shortened.:hysterically_laughi

gaylander.......

You can take the dealership spec as being correct, but check for upgrade kits just in case.

Its all about having the right tools mate

I'd be a bit suspicious as to how up to date the quoted average is, as these measurements went metric years ago:nopics:

He's talking about his hat size,hence the confusion.

There's no such thing as 2.5". If it's imperial then it's 2 & 1/2 inches.

rather have a small dick wear a turban and be english than own a gaylander and yes i own a disco and because i do a small dick is not a problem

yeah the departure angle is alot less with a small dick as well :hysterically_laughi and with owning a disco are dicks might be small but at least their straight lol

Just make sure the last three letters of the registration number are NOB

So that's why Freelanders have smaller steering wheels...

^^^^indeed^^^^