Fuckinell im ome safe !
Worra wierd place that Camelford wer!
The high street come chuckin out time remindid me ov the banjo scene from Deliverance ffs..
Oh! if yer thinkin o visitin ( not recomended ) ferkucksake keep away from The Countryman Otell.
issa shitole !
An trewy ! woddid yer go distractin me for!
After yer chucked all that stuff in the back o yer landy i fooked off back.t the pub..
An left the van door open all nite..
An i dunt just mean unlocked !
