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What i'm going to do when i retire...
The question is:
What
Do Retired People Do All Day?
Working
people frequently ask retired people what they do
to make their days interesting.
Well, for
example, the other day my wife and I went into
town and went into a shop.
We were only in
there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there
was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We
went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about
giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us
and continued writing the ticket. I called
him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn
tyres.
So my wife called
him a ####-head. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went
on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him,
the more tickets he wrote.
Personally,
we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try
to have a little fun each day now that we're
retired. It's important at our age.
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