What a Numb Nuts

Someone has keyed every bloody panel on my Mrs Disco, they did others on the car park too. The Ode Bill came but if caught a pound a week repayment just dont cut it.....

Too the paintshop it goes next week

Whip the bastards. Makes ma blood boil that ****e does.

whippin's too good for 'em!
tie 'em to the towbar and drag 'em down a gravel road til all their panels are scratched.

****es me off when that kinda thing happens to peoples stuff they've worked hard to buy.
Hope the respray brings it back to its former self mate

Had it done on a rangie I had years ago,I would like to know what they get out of doing it.Lets face it they wont be around to see a reaction when the owner comes back,you could understand it if a bloke was there saying her theres £20 if you do that car as he brings it to me for repair.When caught the old bill should go to the house and take anything belonging them to be sold to repair it then get them birched in public.

i know how you feel mate because last night 11:45pm a group of 5 lads walking down my road smashing everybodys wing mirrors off,police were called and it turns out they were only 14 so i cant see us getting the money to replace the mirrors which works out about £600 to all be replaced

these c***s really pee me off because they'll get away with it with just a slapped wrist .

atb lee

Bastids, birch them then make them do National Service for 2 years then birch them again just for the fXck of it.

offroader84 said:

i know how you feel mate because last night 11:45pm a group of 5 lads walking down my road smashing everybodys wing mirrors off,police were called and it turns out they were only 14 so i cant see us getting the money to replace the mirrors which works out about £600 to all be replaced

these c***s really pee me off because they'll get away with it with just a slapped wrist .

atb lee

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Barstewards!,we had that last summer,it was every Saturday night when the local boozer closed at about 3am. Police did naff all
anyway one morning I was on my way to work at about 1.30am and two lads were stumbling up the street in the middle of the road,I pipped my horn so they would move,next thing they threw a bottle of beer and it hit the screen of my car and smashed,that was it I'd had enough, I got out ran over to one of them and kicked the living daylights out of the little ****, the other hard man ran off!
I can't do with it, the cops do naff all and these little tw#ts know it but he'll think twice about coming near me again


WARNING: dont try this at home kids

no animals were harmed in the beating of this numpty!

"He he hee"!

V8jon said:

Barstewards!,we had that last summer,it was every Saturday night when the local boozer closed at about 3am. Police did naff all
anyway one morning I was on my way to work at about 1.30am and two lads were stumbling up the street in the middle of the road,I pipped my horn so they would move,next thing they threw a bottle of beer and it hit the screen of my car and smashed,that was it I'd had enough, I got out ran over to one of them and kicked the living daylights out of the little ****, the other hard man ran off!
I can't do with it, the cops do naff all and these little tw#ts know it but he'll think twice about coming near me again


WARNING: dont try this at home kids

no animals were harmed in the beating of this numpty!

"He he hee"!

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I understand what you mean and would like to thnk i would do something similar if I knew who had done it, but, the thing is to do something for revenge then can create a viscious circle with terminal outcomes depending on the persons involved.
However hard it seems bending over and taking it is the sensible approach. . . not preaching here as until that moment do i know which way i would turn. .

I know that it was probably the wrong thing to do and I'm not normally like that but when you've just spent £5500 on a nice shiny Audi and then some idiot stands in front of you and smashes a bottle on your car then laughs at you it makes you mad.
My tyres haven't been slashed yet so maybe he's learnt his lesson?
Or maybe he's in jail plotting his revenge

Had a couple of quotes today for the bloody scratches. . . £800 and a £650.... apparently every panel other than the roof Gonna pop down a guy I used to work with a least I know he makes a brilliant job

Loo-knee said:

Had a couple of quotes today for the bloody scratches. . . £800 and a £650.... apparently every panel other than the roof Gonna pop down a guy I used to work with a least I know he makes a brilliant job

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Holy crap! Don't you just wanna get £800's worth of flesh!!

Little bast@rds

Rip his kidneys out and sell 'em on

Or use his face as a sanding disc when you do the respray!

Some better news today from the Guy I used to work with....£450 to do the job so I have booked it in. Monday he will have it, should be like a new one when we get it back

I may even take a few pictures and post them up on here

I had windows put in on my Range Rover, like has been said why? They don't see the reaction when I see it, so why bother? And of course the vehicle can't hit back but the owner can, which is why the little ****'s do it when no body about, tie them over a fence drop their bloody trousers and put a bamboo cane across their arses, not quite as severe as the tow bar method, but I bet it would be equally satisfying. But of course we need to catch them first.

Andy.

About 5 years ago some **** snapped my sisters wing mirror off while it was parked in the town centre, it was caught on CCTV and the police recognised the guy that had done it, he was prosecuted and ordered to repay the £140 it cost to get the mirror replaced, she never got a penny

She chased it up at the court a couple of times and they said they'd look into it, the last response she got was he'd moved out of the area and they didn't know where he was.

It's a ****ing disgrace, she's £140 out of pocket and he's never had to account for it at all

I think it's time we bought back public humiliation for scum like this, medieval stocks in every town centre and as much rotten fruit as we can throw, sounds like it's not much of a punishment but i'd be happier to do that than see bollocks like my sister went through

I will gladly stand behind you in the que with my box of rotten veg. Still like the bamboo and tow bar options best though.

Andy.

Few years ago my van got broken into on my drive satnav and some cash went, about 3 weeks later a community copper turns up in her smart car and say's she's going to do some house to house stuff and then whent on to explain about what they do IF they catch the person. Apparently they will bring said scroat around and ask him to appoligise to me FFS, i told her if you bring him round i'll brake his fecking legs for him, she went on about the poor little souls ote having very good parents blahblahfeckingblah, so i said ok IF you catch the scroat and he brings my satnav and cash back i'll only brake one of his legs hows that , she wasn't to happy but i think she realised i was more than a bit ****ed off with the poor little scroat off she went knocking on doors.