Originally Posted by david451

FFs blondie, how many threads have yer started about them fooking lights.

Reet, this calls fir a wirin diagram un ah dunt hav one, we need to find the common denominator, i.e where do all the fooker terminate, a control box or relay or sumat, yer say its worse in the heat of the summer.

Reet, go und find the relay box and I want you to check if any of the relays are unusually hot, yer gona have to have it running fur a bit. If that dunt work I want yer to pull all the relays out one at a time til yer get the lights to go off, and I am hoping that they all go out.

This has all the symptoms of a relay fooking up.

Has there been any water leaking into the car, are the carpets wet.

Does this model suffer from oil in the wiring, "some other tech might answer this bit fur ye"

I want yer to check every fuse and this means pulling them out one at a time making sure they are not blown and that they are not burnt at the contacts, I also want you to pull all the relays out one at a time and check the contacts as well, providing the points above have not been found yet.

And lastly have yer dun something recent like fit a radio or summat when this happened, or a can of coke down the dash board or sumut stupid.

Reet once yev dun that and yer have not burnt it out wif a masive electrical fire, come back on the same fred ffs.